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Checked. The roach has to be fried.
do it OP
Wait, which site is this again?
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d. Other - smash it, wash it down the drain, and finally, keep it to yourself.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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- Save the cockroach
- Post a selfie of yourself and the live cockroach on FarceBook
- Post to Twatter with the hashtag #CockroachLivesMatter
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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How can it be half-drowned. It either is or isn't drowned.
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The roach is a heisenbug 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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One side is fully under water, the other isn't.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So, if you sit up in the bath tub, you are half drowning?
Should you or should you not in that case be half rescued?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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e. Take it out and stomp the piss out of it!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Never crush a roach to kill it, if you can possibly help it. You can inadvertently release any eggs it may be carrying, and if you're not diligent about wiping up and disposing of the mess (preferably with copious amounts of fire,) then you'll soon have an even worse problem on hand. 
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Nighthowler wrote: half-drowned
Which half?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Gravity dictates the bottom half 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Gravity
A nice theory.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: A nice theory.
"Nice" used to mean accurate. Ask any witch 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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Agnes?
I believe Messrs. Pratchett and Gaiman were pulling our legs on that one.
Apparently the origin of the word Nice is, from the Latin word Nescius.
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Ah, I was a bit ignorant on that issue, it seems.
..but yes 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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Nighthowler wrote: There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath
Should I
...get a life?
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user
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d. Take it out. Revive it just enough so that it can wriggle and then feed it to the bearded dragon
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Are hamsters often voted most likely to suck seed?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Do hard-line hamsters show up around Christmas?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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They are most likely to be wheeler dealers.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hey now!
Software Zen: delete this;
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Sign over the CP server room: "Grass(*), grass, or grass: nobody computes for free!"
(*) Hamsters love leafy vegetables off all kinds, especially timothy grass.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The answer might blow you away!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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