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Well, you could always post 'em a Box of Bees[^] 
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Ahem! - There's a market for EVERYTHING! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Do they need you to send it urgently?
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He could use FedRex?
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It's 65 million years overdue. A few days more don't matter anymore.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I might want to send it urgently, but I don't believe the recipients would urgently like to receive it. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Please send me one too. I wnt flying with my old one yesterday.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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In stock here
Sin tack ear lol
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Mangersaurus
Large Ego
Requires subservience
Irrational behavior
Disproportionate upkeep cost
Marc
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Atv my last job, the one I left in a hurry, we had shorts for our names. The one of our bossette was 'ALO' and that's why we called her Alosaurus. Some of us (  ) had a small Allosaurus on the desk.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Shouldn't the velociraptor have been pining for the fjords?
I think I'll stick will "collecting" these dinosaurs[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I'm fairly sure that "collecting" shouldn't imply "drinking".
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Experimental equipment oscillates wildly (5,5)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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TESLA COILS
Anagram of OSCILLATES
Very good! 
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I thought it might last a tad longer than that ...
Well done, sir!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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If it's any consolation, I did originally try for anagrams of "XEQUIPMENT" 
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X-Men Quit P.E. is about the best I can do with that.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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And I can understand that - I wouldn't want to play Rugby against Wolverine either!
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I was thinking more of the time that Terminator-X and Wolverine left Public Enemy.
Actually, I might have dreamt the bit about Wolverine ...
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Wizard of ID[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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He should have used a try...catch block to avoid that fatal error
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It seems that's exactly what the king did... 
His next step will be properly disposing the object 
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I meant the serf that tried to warn him of an impending crash  Poor serf, not even given the decency of a using block for his disposal. Left to the garbage collector 
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.NET - Powerful Open Source Development[^]
Watch the 3 minute video at that link.
The video presenter creates a .NET console app on a Windows machine via VStudio Community 2015.
Then, runs it on the macOS.
It's a bit misleading though because you have to get .NET CLR running on macOS first and that isn't shown in the video.
About 15 years late
Further, the presenter knows that a lot of people will be shocked seeing a C# app run on macOS.
It's such a non-event really. I mean that was the entire promise of .NET in the beginning:
write once, run anywhere.
And it could've been done a lot earlier if the .NET CLR ran on those other platforms from the beginning of .NET. But it didn't. Instead you had run Mono or something, right?
It seems the reason you couldn't run .NET all those years ago was a political decision more than an amazing technology decision.
So, the point is, not exactly amazing.
I may have been more amazed if she had done a WinForm app and ran that on macOS. But, that's not going to happen soon is it?
And, this is the entire basis of .NET CORE!!!! Squeee!!!!
Getting .NET on MacOS Is Not Trivial
.NET - Powerful Open Source Development[^]
1. You have to first install OpenSSL -- What!?! No explanation really
2. To get OpenSSL the "easy" way they tell you to get it from Brew (Homebrew pkg installer)
3. But you have to install the homebrew pkg manager first.
4. After that, you can download & install the .NET Core SDK.
Edit (from my Mac Mini)
I went ahead and installed homebrew
Here's what I saw after it installed:
==> Cleaning up /Library/Caches/Homebrew...
==> Migrating /Library/Caches/Homebrew to /Users/<usernam>/Library/Caches/Homebre
==> Deleting /Library/Caches/Homebrew...
Already up-to-date.
==> Installation successful!
==> Homebrew has enabled anonymous aggregate user behaviour analytics.
Read the analytics documentation (and how to opt-out) here:
https://git.io/brew-analytics
Take over my machine, it's just the mac anyways. 
Edit 2
Wow, after that, there are quite a few commands to get .NET installed.
It's funny too since it's a Mac and this is the SUPER UI world that all of it is terminal commands. 
I was able to successfully follow the instructions and even run the initial test console app.
Now I have a dotnet ASP.NET core app and I'm wondering if copying it over and starting it "just works"??
modified 29-Jan-17 17:44pm.
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You make it sound so simple, and missed the best edition of pain...
Next step: deploy that app to other peoples macs! Including the non tech savvy users and other versions of osx.
As always when 2 evil empires clash: nobody wins.
Sin tax!!!
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