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Tofu is not bad, but you should not expect "meat". It's not, and should stop pretending it is. It soaks up other tastes well, so it's best baked with bacon. Still not meat, but now you have bacon-tasting bean-blocks.
..but I'll prefer a block of tofu (even raw) everyday over that modern insect-meat. Bugger me, something bugs me 'bout those burgers 
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But I like real food. Real meat rocks! 
..and oh.. can you just leave the bacon out of tofu? 
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Vincent Maverick Durano wrote: But I like real food. Real meat rocks!
Well, yes, that's evolution. If you were created to eat plant-material you would have had as many stomachs as a cow. Would also mean that your brain would need to be somewhat smaller.
Vincent Maverick Durano wrote: ..and oh.. can you just leave the bacon out of tofu?
No, otherwise it will taste like tofu 
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: If you were created to eat plant-material you would have had as many stomachs as a cow. Would also mean that your brain would need to be somewhat smaller.
very well said!
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Add some horns and you are a cow.
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CDP1802 wrote: Add some horns and you are a cow.
You forgot the tail.
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CDP1802 wrote: Add some horns and you are a cow.
A cow with horns is called a bull, isn't it? And they take craps.
ARE YOU CALLING ME A POLITICIAN? 
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Step 1: Don't let the whole world know you're a "real man"(?) because you eat meat and somehow that's supposed to make you really awesome and manly.
Step 2: Eat whatever the hell you like and don't bother other people with it.
This "I eat meat" stuff was pretty funny at first, but it's getting really old.
Like you never eat a salad or really could not eat anything other than meat.
I've been a vegetarian for almost 2/3rds of my life, but you don't see me posting about salads and being a rabbit
To the people that hate on vegetarians because "they always tell you they're vegetarian": it's because if we don't tell you you'll give us meat and we don't eat that so things will get really awkward... And we won't have food.
Sorry man, nothing personal.
You just posted the wrong thing at the wrong time (the time I read such a post for the 1000th time)
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Is that how you view to become a cool guy, awesome and manly? Real man doesn't react like that.
My apology if it bothers you and sorry if it this joke is old for you. FYI, this post has nothing to do if you were a vegetarian or not. Does not mean i prefer meat I don't eat veggies at all. I eat any kinds of veggies alot.
-peace out!
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Vincent Maverick Durano wrote: Is that how you view to become a cool guy, awesome and manly?
According to Darwin, yes. Remember, it is the most adaptable one that survives and multiplies.
It's simple math, how much resources does a cow or pig take versus some beans? Considering we are heading well into the sixth mass-extinction, the beans and rice combination may be a good idea. And you'd have to admit that it takes some discipline to say "no" to bacon. I know I can't.
Vincent Maverick Durano wrote: I eat any kinds of veggies alot.
Them magic mushrooms do not count as "any kind of veggies" 
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: According to Darwin, yes.
Not, according to Chuck Norris. 
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Vincent Maverick Durano wrote:
Not, according to Chuck Norris.
Chuck can no longer pwn Darwin, but Darwin might pwn Chuck. According to maths, that would even be inevitable.
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Vincent Maverick Durano wrote: Real man doesn't react like that.
Jeremy Falcon
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Real man? Who knows.
To be a real cat, just eat mice and an occasional bird. Bonus points for getting fed by an 'owner'.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I wish I were a real cat! Eating and sleeping all day, having an owner a slave to pet you and basically do everything you want.
Most importantly, a cat is just happy with all that!
Yeah, cats have it made 
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Sander Rossel wrote: real man"(?)
Can't find that in the OP.
Sander Rossel wrote: because you eat meat and somehow that's supposed to make you really awesome and manly.
See above
Sander Rossel wrote: Like you never eat a salad or really could not eat anything other than meat.
I do - but not tofu. And so does the OP.
Sander Rossel wrote: This "I eat meat" stuff was pretty funny at first, but it's getting really old.
"I don't eat Tofu" and "I eat meat" are two separate things - Except you're riding the cliché train.
From my point of view (and that one might differ from yours since I'm not a veggie and probably thus not as sensitive on that matter) connecting throwing tofu away to a veggie joke is not really obvious. Maybe it is to you, but not to me. I'm not an SME on that, but I bet there are tons of other things than tofu one can eat as a vegetarian.
Sander Rossel wrote: Sorry man, nothing personal.
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Marco Bertschi (SFC) wrote: From my point of view (and that one might differ from yours since I'm not a veggie and probably thus not as sensitive on that matter) connecting throwing tofu away to a veggie joke is not really obvious
Let's put it this way, most veggie jokes are about tofu, salads and eating meat 
Maybe this one in particular wasn't meant to ridicule veggies (although why would you, out of nowhere, compare tofu to meat and declare meat the victor?). When people think veggie they think tofu and vice versa.
I'm not offended in any way, but it does get tiring sometimes 
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Sander Rossel wrote: although why would you, out of nowhere, compare tofu to meat and declare meat the victor?
Because tofu is treated as meat replacement in todays age. From my point of view, it isn't. It's not a replacement for anything. It's just gross.
JavaScript gives you a false sense of safety. It's like riding a bike with those little side wheels and then riding head first into a ravine.
Sander Rossel
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Quote: it does get tiring sometimes
That's due to the lack of real meat proteins in your diet, perhaps? 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Sander Rossel wrote: they always tell you they're vegetarian
You certainly not an exception
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Well, you know, I AM a vegetarian 
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Sander Rossel wrote: it's because if we don't tell you you'll give us meat and we don't eat that so things will get really awkward... And we won't have food.
With all respect to you Sander, whose fault is that? I was brought up with a mom that told me: "Eat what is on the table or you won't get any food" and "I've been standing around for so and so long making dinner for you, you'd better eat it or stop wasting my time and make your own food"!
If you have a medical affliction that makes you incapable of eating certain food, fine! But if you just don't WANT to eat what is served, by all means go hungry as far as I am concerned!
There's too much egocentrism around today, too much "I do what I want! It's MY right, and you should all respect that". But tell other people what they should put on their table, sure, THAT they can do! Everybody should respect THEM, but they don't have to respect other people!
Sorry, but it really pisses me off! People are welcome to do what they like in their own home, I don't care, but they shouldn't force it on the rest of us...
This is nothing personal Sander, just a rant against a general attitude! Sorry
[ADDENDA] If I get served something I don't like, I'll just eat as little of it as possible and eat more of what I DO like. I never, ever expect people to make special food for me - I would rather go hungry than put people out [/ADDENDA]
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I'm not telling you what you should or should not eat, but if you invite me to your home to have dinner I'm going to tell you I'm a vegetarian.
A good host would take my diet into account and would probably even ask if there's anything I don't eat (I also don't like corn and peas).
If you still serve me meat you're not a good host, we'll have an awkward dinner and I'll happily reject your invitation next time.
Likewise, if I invite you to my home for dinner I'll ask if it's okay if I cook something vegetarian (and most meat eaters are fine with it, none of my friends eats meat every day anyway), but some people really enjoy their meat (my dad and grandpa, for example). If you want your meat I'll get you your meat.
It's not really an attitude, just taking each other's wishes into account.
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