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One day, you're going to actually give someone a compliment instead of always trying to point out fake flaws to feel better. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Oh, but I really do feel so, so, so much better!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Jeremy Falcon
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Can anyone tell me how VS 2017 compares to VS 2015 as far as memory usage? I really like 2015, but am currently working mainly on a workstation with only 4GB memory and 2015 is a real memory hog, and painfully slow. (compared to 2010 at least)
I tried goggle, but all they talk about is load time improvements. Thanks! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I find VS2017 to be much faster and much lighter on memory than VS2015 (heck, even Eclipse is often faster and lighter on memory than VS2015).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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 Thanks!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: even Eclipse is often faster and lighter
--Insert sarcastic comment here--
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Thanks for this. I had hoped to find a way to stop formatting on CSHTML files buried in these settings but alas it's not possible.
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Quote: A team of scientists from Boston University have found a way to hack into mammalian cells -- human cells, even -- and make them follow logical instructions like computers can.
As opposed to the usual random impulses, I assume. They only get my squeal of approval if they can erradicate trained monkeys which desperately try to drive cars right in front of your nose.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: drive cars right in front of your nose.
Or right up your backend.
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Aua.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And no dinner or movie first.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Raw material on language esteems guiding principles (4, 6)
Slogans aren't solutions.
modified 29-Mar-17 4:54am.
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I know it, I know it, but I'm not going to tell. Last week it brought me enough bad luch
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CORE VALUES?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Yes, indeed.
Do you want to do the explanation?
Slogans aren't solutions.
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raw material on language -> C + ORE -> CORE
esteems -> VALUES
guiding principles -> CORE VALUES
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Skynet: Avian edition!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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See RFCs 1149, 2549, and 6214
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Heh, there already are crow bars.
Getting my coat
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Reminds me of that song: "Girl. I wanna take you to a crow-bar...."
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I wouldn't take a girl in a crow-bar, they tend to be too crowded.
I found the lyrics, this evening I will listen to it 
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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And full of blacks....
Time to leave... 
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I'd prefer supercrows to superbugs.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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