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Well, it made I larf, and the politics trolls haven't gone to town on it, so it's in the right place, IMO.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Well, it made I larf,
I'm beginning to see why my grammar is better than most even at it's weakest. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: I'm beginning to see why my grammar is better than most[COMMA MISSING] even at it's weakest.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Exactly. Did you larf again? 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Considering he was involved in 3500 lawsuits, from purely statistical point of view there should be hundreds more stories like this.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Quote: The glitch first manifested itself as customers complained that Webroot was mistakenly flagging Facebook.com as a dangerous identity-fishing site.
Well, at least they got that bit right.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I saw that this morning, never heard of Webroot.
Quote: The glitch first manifested itself as customers...
now there's a word I can't stand.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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WHy? I find it a nice, chunky, simple word, like 'gulch'. 
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Doesn't see like a mistake to me. Windows REALLY is a threat.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Kevin Marois wrote: Windows REALLY is a threat.
To Linux and Mac.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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MSDOS 3.1 was generally regarded as the first ever computer virus (although it acted more like a trojan in the way it destroyed hard drives).
Cheers,
Mick
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A programmer is a person who always checks both ways when crossing a one-way street.
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Reminds me of an article a few months back arguing that most anti-virus products are horribly written and ultimately cause more instability and vulnerabilities.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
What does that have to do with him running off to become a politician?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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He's not - but he was bought on eBay by a "D Trump, Esq." a month or so ago.
Allegedly.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Link or it didn't happen 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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If a man breeds with an elf are the offspring melfs?
Leadership equals wrecked ship.
If you think you are leading my look behind you. You are alone.
If you think I am leading you, You are lost.
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So that's how it works today...
What rating did the buyer leave?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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1 - The seller went over the shipment weight limit
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They are towing out oil rigs all the time. You can't tell me there is no way to tow DD to Trumpistan.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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666 out of 11
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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