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If you're trying to be ironic, I zinc you failed.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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And I zinc you are Cherman!
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You'll get no reaction from me...
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From all your jokes, Neon was as good as this one.
Isotope joke.
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One could read distill the cows come home - but will it get funny - or perhaps these dull comments are Boron you? Well - I'll keep an ion this thread in case there's a snappy retort of some sort.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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That's very Noble of you to admit.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Free the methyl radical!
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Would that be the Crystal Methyl radical?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: but all the good ones Argon.
Jokes never die, they just enter a quantum state of uncertainty.
Marc
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Oh no! Now you've done gone start a whole slew of jokes about some stoopid cat in some stoopid box! 
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The cat is not in the box.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The cast is in the box
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Stop worrying about the cat.
Do we and don't we have a box?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You have me hopelessly confused!  
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Well, the confusion was the original question about feeding the maybe cat.
Never mind about feeding the maybe cat - because if you don't maybe let it of of the box that might not be then you may have to clean it.
- purveyor of fine chaos.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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<South African accent>
Call thet a jioke? Then woy do Oy fiel thet we've bien krypton?
<South African accent>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Eish! It's a good fieng thet I heff bien in ze good ole USA fore 20 jears, so traai as you maight, you will not offend mee! Say what you laaik about Seth Efricans!
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modified 18-Apr-16 20:37pm.
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Ah, soe thet's woy yu kiep gettin phentem epvoetes! Et's yur fetboll cleb, Winnie!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Winnie? She would necklace me before giving me an upvote. 
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modified 18-Apr-16 18:14pm.
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Everyone's dream girl, that one.
Still, behind every great man, there's a great woman.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yup, yup and yup!
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Mind what you say, though. This place is full of people who believe all the hype.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yup, yup and yup.
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To our Noble selves. There are so few of us...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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When you empty a vacuum cleaner, you are, yourself, a vacuum cleaner.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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