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They're probably trying to step the flow of garbage applications from completely unqualified pplicants who barely bothered to read the job posting.
The part about the favourite colour seems dumb. but if the responses I've seen to job posting in the past are any indication, there will be a shockingly high intersection between the set of people who notice it, are amused by it, and comply with it and the set of people who end up being a good fit for the role.
If I were in the job market, I'd take the colour paragraph requirement as a strong hint that at least somebody at the company has a sense of humour, and might therefore be someone I'd enjoy working with. 
I also like them asking applicants not to include a resume. Maybe my experience is atypical, but the vast majority of resumes I've had to review for software dev applicants have been horrible. And for the good applicants, the resume barely mattered because they used their cover letter to explain how their experience will enable them to solve my problems.
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Mauve. It has the most RAM.
This space for rent
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Mauve. It has the most RAM.
Mauve is a colour? 
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He's married, you can tell.
Ask him about "taupe". Apparently, it's important...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: taupe
It is spelled tape with a leading "duct".
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Wow, so others remember this too!
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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Actually, I like it.
It'll cut out all the "Oh, I took a course in how to write the Perfect CV*, but didn't pay attention in any of my other classes", and the "I read a web-page about how rto BS in my CV" types, who spend a HUGE amount of time working on the CV, but essentially know only a tenth of what they claim.
For the colour, let them know that you know that they're kidding. I'd go with something like "cerise with a strong hint of orange, but not too light, so more like a muddy brown, really".
* I used "CV" because I couldn't be bothered to type out the accented characters for résumé"
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I'd tell them my favorite color is #00FFFFFF, then wait to see if anyone gets the joke.
If they don't, I don't want to work there.
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Transparent white, not bad.
Personally, I would go with neon plaid or 'I find the light at 651.23 THz particularly striking' just to see the reaction.
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Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Or even #FC0FFF.
Hell, new computers are 64bit, now, so why can't we have colour codes like #FUK0FF?
I'd love to see what colour it is, and I'm pretty sure I'd use it a lot.
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This is how we should choose our President.
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They do!
Well it's close, anyway: "What are your favourite highest-contributing corporations?"
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You're #F00001 
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Who knew one (OK, two) viral videos could be so profitable:
Billion Dollar Shave Club: Unilever buys razor subscription service | The Verge[^]
Quote: DSC, which ships razors to customers for a monthly subscription fee, isn't yet profitable, but plans to be by the end of 2016. It's on target for revenues of $240 million this year, and has around 3 million customers in three countries.
OK, let's crowd-source our billion dollar startup idea.
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OK, I have no ideas.
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Who knew one (OK, two) viral videos could be so profitable:
Those are modern dollars, not to be confused with the ones you grew up with 
Sorry, but with all those "multi million dollar" unicorns out there that aren't, the way things are valued seems a little bit.. incorrect
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True, but in this case - Unilever paid cash. It isn't just a matter of valuation. Well, OK, it is a case of Unilever valuing the company as worth paying 1B in cash. It's just in this case, someone got the Benjamins. It's that part that has me agog this morning.
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: True, but in this case - Unilever paid cash. It isn't just a matter of valuation.
It still is; you make it sound like 'cash' is a hard currency.
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You mean he didn't get one billion loonies, so he could do the Scrooge McDuck dive? I'm disappointed.
TTFN - Kent
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No, I simply mean to say that in 10 years time another zero will be added to the same price and people will exclaim how much it is.
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But it's an American billion, for God's sake!
Peanuts!
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: the way things are valued seems a little bit.. incorrect
This can be attributed to the prime rates for the central banks be at record lows for years. Investors are getting really desperate for anything with decent returns and are making increasingly risky maneuvers. Personally, I've pulled out of my stocks for the most part.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I do have a great idea but no clue how to raise money. 
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Not so daft. You can pretty much bank on it making 4-500Kpa, and most of that will be from Unilever products, so it's a sound investment, even over the mid term.
What is absolutely priceless is the guys who are doing it. They've built up a ginormous rep, so the attitude Unilever has to take is "Here's your money, now we'll go away and let you just get on with doing what you do so well".
Yeah, right.
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That's a lot of growth for a razor company.
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