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XOR A ;My work here is done
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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LD HL,StartOfString ;Clear whole string
LD BC,LenghtOfString-1
XOR A
LD (HL),A
LD D,H
LD E,L
INC DE
LDIR
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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FORTRAN: What if not wearing a blue tie was a syntax error.
Happy now?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
modified 13-Jun-16 10:01am.
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Dan Neely wrote: FOTRAN:
Sounds like your thinking about abandoning the scene after a gaseous effluvia.
You gave new meaning and awesome implications to that old FORTRAN/Punchcard mantra:
FEED, REGISTER, RELEASE.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Hi All,
My main machine got upraided to Win 10 from Win 8 (which was a blessing!), I needed to scan my Passport (Don't ask). Plugged in the USB connection got the ding of connection went to my favoured scanning program, didn't work, tried the next, and so on until I got to M$ photo editor which Winged about TWAIN not being upto date, I found Microsoft Office Document Scanning while this is not a user friendly application it worked meaning that it is compatible with Win 10.
A brief google TWAIN appears to have binned by M$, so whats easy to use and free, I will have a look at Gimp to see if I can scan with it...
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I use paint.net
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Got it, Downloaded it, Installed it, Go to file Aquire -> Camera and Scanner is greyed out! 
Looks like I ought to have more of a play!
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I have to enjoy your Win10 delights vicariously.
I'd rather float the box in salt water than upgrade past Win7.
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glennPattonInThePUB wrote: TWAIN
Try ISIS[^]?
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Does the webpage explode if you go near it? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Probably not, but I suspect it gets you on some watch list...
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The HP "All-In-One" I have has a scan to computer option when the drivers are installed, I have Windows 10 too and it works great.
Select scan to PC on the device's UI and it magically appears on the PC monitor.
It depends on which scanner you have though.
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...For giving us a day off for your Dad's birthday and not those dirty stinking Poms.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Ah, the bitterness following the smugness... Tell me, how did it taste when Engerland beat you by 39-28? Was that pill, just a touch bitter? 
This space for rent
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Ah, the bitterness following the smugness...
Wasn't any smugness, as my post said, I hoped Engerland got smashed off the park.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Tell me, how did it taste when Engerland beat you by 39-28? Was that pill, just a touch bitter?
That didn't happen as we couldn't stop the stupids for long enough.
Started well with a couple of quick tries as we kept the pace above Engerland. Then we decided some stupid penalties were required so you kicker could keep you in touch. Then we thought, we're inside our 22 no one with the fullback, let's pass to that 9 foot tall bloke to my left instead of kicking, oh sit, he's only 6 foot tall, OK Engerland have a soft try.
Then we let your No. 3 turn and collapse the scrum over and over again, we didn't stop it from happening or smash the sh*t out of him as should have been done. We just continued to play slow, boring Engerland Rugby, we just can't play it.
So all in all, our own fault due to sh*tty play more so than any goodness from the Pommy team. Can't whine at Engerland when we played shite.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Such an upbeat response about the game there Michael 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: Such an upbeat response about the game there Michael
It is accurate though.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Should give you all time to stop crying over the drubbing you got at the weekend. 
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Should give you all time to stop crying over the drubbing you got at the weekend.
See my answer to Pete. We played shite and earnt that loss way more than you earnt the win. I stayed and watched the whole thing hoping we might start playing well. Didn't happen so I spent the next 5 hours on Netflix and alcohol.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: more than you earnt the win.
We still won.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: We still won.
I said that. Never like to lose, but never complain when beaten by a side that out played us. If we just play plain shite (which we did), or the referee is blind (not in this case) then I am not happy.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's so rare for one of our teams to beat a Southern Hemisphere side that we need to make a big deal out of it.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: It's so rare for one of our teams to beat a Southern Hemisphere side that we need to make a big deal out of it.
Maybe in Rugby, but you've been giving it to us in the cricket for quite some time now.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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