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Is the back door of a cafeteria called a bacteria?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Only in ptomaine ptraps. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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No, that would be the kitchen... 
Hope you didn't get this idea from JSOP's Soapbox post the other day? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Considering the well known side-effects of coffee I'd say it's called restrooms.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Bean there already.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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What's their best selling dish, Petri?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You've just given me a germ of an idea.
/ravi
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Great, don't go too fast though, just take one strep at a time.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You know I'm far too cultured to do that.
/ravi
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With so much culture comes great responsibility, do you have a staph to help you out?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Your influenza if felt by many!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, I'm told it's nothin' to sneeze at!
/ravi
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Infect, it ecoli virus things by virus people at virus times.
Here I had been, like a newborn - streptomycin of posting puns - and now look what I've done.
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What have I started? :HeadInHandsSmiley:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That is so old it's moldy.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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...for the upcoming presidential election: Clickety[^]
No, it doesn't belong in the Soapbox, because it's not politics - not really... Just fun... ish... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 8-Sep-16 11:01am.
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Can you ship a few of them over to Israel? We could really use some slightly less incompetent politicians here. 
Getting competent politicians is beyond even God's power.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Getting competent politicians is beyond even God's power.
Competent and politician are mutually exclusive terms.
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So the malicious Goat-Conspiracy started in Texas, 1986!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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A Xerox company......
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PRAC - group of European Medicines Agency 
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That's a BIIIIG mother of a fish[^]!
I guess that was Carpe Diem (Day of the carp)??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'll see your carp and raise you...well another carp[^].
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The company I work for did not win the contract re-compete with the DoD, so the new company is going to be trying to negotiate lower salaries and reduction in benefits (if they hold true to the contractor company paradigm).
All of this has to take place before October 1. There are (or were) 63 seats on the contract, and I've already GOTTEN half a dozen headhunters contacting me letting me know that the position I currently hold is available.
The new company currently has nine employees. How can they possibly be eligible to bid if they don't appear to even have an HR department, much less one that has the staff to handle a 600% increase in employee count? They're listed as being "economically disadvantaged". That doesn't sound good at all.
Over the next few weeks, I'm probably going to switch over from my typical cheery, sensitive demeanor, to someone that is more surly, short-tempered, and just plain rude.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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