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...Keyboard Horse[^]
How many keys? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There's no way I can think of that could explain this oddly-shaped keyboard to anyone asking.
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Trojan Horse comes to mind. Also Trojan virus??? Juxtaposition?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Isn't that just a regular AZERTY keyboard? 
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Do you never hear Pterodactyls go to the bathroom because the "P" is silent?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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 Finally, a good one. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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They don't go to the bathroom anyway, they just 'iss on you from above! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Quote: 'iss on you
There's that damned silent 'P' again!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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If pterodactyl's were 'issing on you, then you are showing your age...
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Actually I did hear it once.
He left my bathroom looking like this[^] 
Since then I got a separate human and (extra spacey) pterodactyl bathroom 
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"Sounds" like a load of crap . . .
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Nope... and you don't hear the marine corp with pneumonia using the facilities either.
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I'm doing my best to be ptolerant right now, but this post really rex your credibility.
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Ahh so is this is the kind of music for JavaScript/jQuery devs? 
I don't find it "dark", but this is definitely a good music for tipsy people.
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I can see myself tripping to this, not necessarily programming.
Veeeeery nice though 
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I code to this[^]
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Ugh. I prefer something with more melody, harmonics, and less percussion.
Marc
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You must not have a dark mind then. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Well, okay, I see, now, why melody and harmony are endangered species.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Classical. I used to hate it, but I play it all the time, and my programming productivity has hit new highs. Mozart and Vivaldi are especially good for this.
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Ditto.
I find the 27 (or 23, depending on your sensibilities) Mozart piano concertos the best possible programming music - except I always have to stop to listen to no. 9 (K271, Jenamy or JeuneHomme).
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I think like any other programming site, it's hitting a saturation point where it's useful for beginners and intermediate level developers but not particularly advantageous to advanced level users. The karma-based politics does not help either.
That's where Chris and co got it right here on CP - I've never seen anyone seriously complain about karma here (rep scores). Even the issues raised in the Bugs and Suggs forum are mostly to do with how the scores are calculated. There's also a total absence of status-ego on display here. No one's looked down on because he/she is only Silver or Bronze.
That said, can I get back my revoked access to the diamond members' club lounge please? 
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