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If this is what a vacation does to your head, I hope you never get laid-off.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Take the given name[s] of a grandparent plus the name of the first Street you lived on hyphenated with your first headteacher's surname.
I shall henceforth be Frederick George Namley-Pyke
veni bibi saltavi
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I like this game.
Charles Hollywell-Laverick
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Why do you think I made any effort over 40 years to remember the surname of my first headteacher!?! If at all I made effort to forget it!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Duckweiler" as part of my name.. 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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My first head teacher was a nun called Sister Benigness. None of the kids could pronounce it properly, so we called her something else behind her back. I later found out that the other teachers used the same name.
So from now on, you can call me Florence Tower-Bigknickers. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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From now on? We've been calling you that for years.
This space for rent
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But only at weekends. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Great minds think a like and also sometimes me and you do.
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Richard Deeming wrote: So from now on
But we've always called you that.
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I've been called worse. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The Latin "ng" makes it "Benning-nyess"
The mystery is at last solved!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My grandparents moved from Saudi to Scotland and I grew up on Bin Avenue in Aberdeenshire. My first teacher was Mary Laden, so my Tory name is Osama Bin-Laden. I should move into politics....
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Esther Melbury-Grogan
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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George Daniel Chadbourne-Whetstone
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Now you've done it.
Answers to three "Security Questions" now down the tubes.
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That'll teach you to give real answers to those stupid questions! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Given that my first street and first school were in Malawi, I have a feeling the resultant name would be unlikely ever to grace a posh Tory.
Also - in this context "posh" is redundant. Tory, not so much, sadly.
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Ezekiel Vaughan-Latrine
(Her surname used to be Sh*thouse)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Stephen Emerson Glenalbyn-Carriaga.
That is about the stupidest name I have heard in awhile. Your name sounds soooooo much cooler. 
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Whoa - Kernel Lima-Bruce? Maybe I should use the other grandfather?
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Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill
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Jack Dick Wilberforce Kurmond-McCormack.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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