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I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I did the night before, what I will do later and with whom.
I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in from of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.
I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.
And it's working! I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist.
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Are you, per chance, wearing the same "outfit"* you do when using Footboot? If you were wearing street clothes it could never work the same as sitting on a worn couch in your underwear, scratching your . . .
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What, no advertising?
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Don't forget the stalker who walks behind you everywhere you go and shouts "I like it!" whenever you say or do something... 
This is the way to unfriend them in real life in case you didn't know: Real life unfriend[^] (SFW)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.
Watch Black Mirror, Season 3 episode 1, "Nosedive" on Netflix. 
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you missed cat pics 
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Try throwing them to the left or right when you pass them on the street - see if Real Live Tinder works!
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
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An Orc walks into a club.
He takes 1D20 damage.
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Noooooo! Clubs have 1d6 damage...
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Ok, the club takes 1D6 damage...
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You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
DROP GEM
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You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
DROP FEATHER
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DROP UNDERPANTS
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
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You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
There is a FEATHER here
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Is wearable computing a chip on your shoulder?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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taken from the old block
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Oddly enough, before you bought it the cache was in your wallet
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I hope I don't get any loose threads. That would not look good. 
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Got a hundred to build a ship? (11)
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Dreadnought ( anagram got a hundred )
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. Clear far too easy!
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Nice little clue but the answer leapt out at me , I suupose you could have said Fear nothing for this vessel or this vessel is Fearless
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Putting what inside? Don't tell me they are making golf courses on their chips. Wait...it all makes sense now.
Putin's putting inside with dear friend.
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Better not tell the french! They may try to get that putin out of their chip... or just surrender 
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