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Of all the things you might need to wash before the girlfriend comes round, I'm glad you went with "house". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I soap so. But wash out for gritty comments, anyway.
Oh, yeah . . . I can take that as a reference to after she came around and a good time was had by all. At least in the northern hemisphere.
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No it's when the girl friend leaves and the wife is coiming back!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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It's not the girlfriend I worry about, it's the wife!
(note the joke icon)
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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clickety^
Yes my coat, I am getting it already.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Brainzzz!
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No, no, no. That's the Daily Star ... 
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Yuck! Does this have anything to do with 'esprit de corpse'?
(Here comes the next thread: Well done corps!  )
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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The zombies wont even get a look in, the Tories beat them to the punch!
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: The zombies wont even get a look in, the Tories beat them to the punch Gin !
FTFY!
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'ello stranger, don't see you here much nowdays...
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Tis work! The curse of the drinking classes.
[voice = igor]
coming mathter!
[/voice]
veni bibi saltavi
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Preparing fish is not easy. On the way to work I sometimes saw the lady from the local chinese restaurant feed the ducks with stale bread and the carps always tried to snatch away their share. I know the restaurant has duck on the menu, now I wonder if they also have carps.
Anyway, this is how you should cook carps:
How to Clean and Prepare Fresh Carp for Dinner[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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By the way the plural of carp, is carp. Same as sheep. Anyway nice recipe!
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Munchies_Matt wrote: By the way the plural of carp, is carp. Same as sheep.
Isthatso? 
Munchies_Matt wrote: Anyway nice recipe!
On second thought: Duck Teriyaki also has something...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Yes, English is a stupid language.
We still use the German plural for Oxen, Bretheren, Women, and Men!
Lives and lives are pronounced differently. Fox comes from one source language, Vixen (female fox) from another, and uses the German feminine ending.
English is a real mess.
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Quote: English is a real mess. Smile |
Not so much designed as happened!..
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Very much, some Celtic sentence structure, with old saxon thorwn on top, mixed with old norse, and then norman french.
Then an attempt to latinise it in the middle ages.
Its a complete f*** up from start to finish!
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And now we get to spelling and verb formations ... 
ROMANI ITE DOMUM!
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As part of the latinisation we had 'nidulate' in English. Didnt last long, fortunately. It means to build a nest.
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And now I have a desperate want of
* Pechinese sauce duck
* Duck ramen.
And I lunched two hours ago...
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Good. Then you probablky also know how to make a good Teriyaki sauce? All the recipes can agree upon is, that somwhow soy sauce has to be in it. And at least a majority also wants to see Sake in it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I couldn't cook if my life depended on it. I can cook any form of pasta with basic sauces and nothing more.
But my favourite chinese and japanese dealers restaurants surely know how to cook.
Have you ever tried Umeshu (often called Takara Plum, Plum Wine or Plum Sake)? I am definetely addicted to it, and my wife (who dislikes all alcoholic beverages) loves it too.
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you sure it's stale bread, not pork fat tied to a string?
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