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Until Christmas: Bunny Eggs take a long time to mature.
You are feeding the rabbit bacon sandwiches to help speed up the process, I assume?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So it's you who killed the Easter Piglet ! ! !
Villain! Demon! VB6-Coder!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: VB6-Coder!
Please do not exaggerate, or take it to the Soapbox 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I will not stand for abusive comments like that!
"VB6-Coder"? How could you issue such a vile allegation? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: How could you issue such a vile allegation?
In most of the civilized world, it's a synonym for "bacon eater".
Q.E.D.
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Ummm ... no.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Villain! Demon! VB6-Coder!
Or even worse: JavaScriptor
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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<script type='text/javascript'>
alert("Now you're just asking to be labeled a pervert");
</script>
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If I only had a buck for every time I was labeled something...
... then I wold not care. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Usually until the cows come home.
Such is life on the farm.
"Abstract art? A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered."
Al Capp
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Sounds like bull. Cud you mooove on to a more practical solution?
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OK, I am chewing on it.
"Abstract art? A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered."
Al Capp
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A few moments at most... I called the doctor 10 minutes ago...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Had a few too many Humus filled chocolate bunnies, have we?
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Humus is wasted on chocolate bunnies... I prefer fresh pita (but it was the week of Pesach/Passover so I had no until today)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Matzoh lasagna - chewy cheesy saucy delight.
But back on topic: I know that religious* laws strictly prohibit filling the bunny with baba ganoush.
* I didn't say whose!
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For me the problem is the bunny - if it made of chocolate it does not fit with eggplant and tehina... If it is a real one...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You should give humus on naan a try. That's some tasty stuff.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Why would you put humus on your grandmother?
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Does naan refer to anything else but this kind of bread: naan bread[^]? Just curious.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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It's a play on words. In England and Wales, but usually not Scotland, grandmothers are called nan, or nanna, by a lot of grandchildren.
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Ah, makes perfect sense. Thanks for explaining the cultural reference.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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You have to wait until Gloria in eggshells day, you.
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So this guy spelled "LASER" as "LAZER" and when asked he said he "knew" that Americans used a 'z' everywhere there's an 's'.
Genuine WTF? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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