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Link or it didn't happen 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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If a man breeds with an elf are the offspring melfs?
Leadership equals wrecked ship.
If you think you are leading my look behind you. You are alone.
If you think I am leading you, You are lost.
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So that's how it works today...
What rating did the buyer leave?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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1 - The seller went over the shipment weight limit 
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They are towing out oil rigs all the time. You can't tell me there is no way to tow DD to Trumpistan.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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666 out of 11
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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His achievements are more than just losing elections, you know.
He also edited Wikipedia to announce the death of an England ex-cricketer, who is alive even now. And then linked to the Wikipedia article from the Lounge to "prove" Botham was dead.
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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I remember that one. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: to combat fake news[^]
Finally. We have someone we can trust.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Imagine! Any news, but any news will be banned within minutes (or seconds) by someone as lie!!!
No news - brave new world...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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In our creative world of ones and zeros, no news is indeed good news (a happy user doesn't gripe). In the real word, no news would be frightening.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Welcome to the new world of a communist dictatorship.
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I've been on the internet for long enough to know that FACTS! are always in upper-case and accompanied by an exclamation mark.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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It's nice to have someone around who is experienced enough to make sure we stay on the straight and narrow. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Can anybody put @DalekDave in their posts or is that for the privileged few?
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So don't type @DalekDave - you know what will happen.
And (@DalekDave) you don't want to (@DalekDave) awaken the sleeping beast @DalekDave accidentaly, do you? @DalekDave
Does each of these @DalekDave summonings send @DalekDave a separate email?
If so, we better stop typing @DalekDave before @DalekDave finds his inbox full.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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After all it doesn't matter now, since @DalekDave now has their inbox filled up anyways.
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I'm just wondering if @DalekDave works in a signature... 
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