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Don't forget to kick him in the lower back while showing him the direction to the exit 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Oh no, I get it, there's no need to explain it but it's also not funny simply because it's NOT funny. It's more of a GROAN response.
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I think you've had enough to drink, your face i getting fuzzy.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr.PhD P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Early Christmas present? Open with anger. (12)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
modified 19-Sep-19 5:48am.
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Oh, very good!
I'll let someone else take it unless it's unsolved ... but I don't think it will be!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not a fan of this week's theme, but I haven't done one is a while so (he says hoping hes actually right)...
Frankincense = Present given to baby Jebus
Frank = Open
incense = (to) Anger
And as Griff said, it's a good clue! 
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And as Griff predicted, we have a winner who isn't Griff!
(Don't blame me for the air-freshener theme, the original intention was a little more up MM's alley!)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Hi All,
Currently I am using below JQuery to extract report, where code is converting Encrypted data to Decrypted form and it is taking too much time. If I am not decrypting then it is loading fast, so is there any solution where I can use decryotion with good performance to download the report.
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdn.datatables.net/1.10.19/css/jquery.dataTables.min.css"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdn.datatables.net/buttons/1.5.6/js/dataTables.buttons.min.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdn.datatables.net/buttons/1.5.6/js/buttons.flash.min.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/jszip/3.1.3/jszip.min.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/pdfmake/0.1.53/pdfmake.min.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/pdfmake/0.1.53/vfs_fonts.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdn.datatables.net/buttons/1.5.6/js/buttons.html5.min.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdn.datatables.net/buttons/1.5.6/js/buttons.print.min.js"></script>
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Well, there you go.
I'd fix that, if I was you.
But ... ignoring what is written on sites in red letters is a bad idea - it doesn't dispose people to want to help you when you can;t be bothered to ask in the right place.
Ask here: Ask a question[^] and provide better information if you want a "good" response.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Gets me thinking..
Ask a question is much more accessible than the Lounge. There is a big green banner on the home page and a direct link in the menu.
Still we get such questions in the lounge. hmm...
modified 19-Sep-19 3:56am.
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Green Banner? On mine it's always been Red Text, not in a banner...
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GKP1992 wrote: Still we get such questions in the lounge.
My guess is they click the Community link in the menu. Lots of sites use the word "Community" as the place to go ask the community technical questions.
It is NOT clear at all.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Could you just transmit the password in plain text alongside, and then decrypt the contents offline? I reckon that should be much faster.
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Anoop Mehra wrote: I am using below JQuery
Actually, none of that is jquery. It's just a bunch of loaded js files but you don't show any of the actual code.
But as was so politely pointed out by others, this is the wrong forum. Ask at https://www.codeproject.com/Questions/ask.aspx
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Arrr! Jim me lad!
Where be me grog?
(Talk like a pirate day in Somali)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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International Speaking as Piracy Day?
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Hey - I don't speak Somali, I rely on Google Translate! 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That makes all the fun of it
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Sorry, sorry:
Ahoy - Oi don't speak Somali, Oi trusts the cutlass o' Google! Arr!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Somali. Today. Class!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Hadalka Caalamiga ah Sida Maalin Burcad Badeed ah
I honestly believed that was Welsh 
Siarad Rhyngwladol fel Diwrnod Môr-ladrad
And I honestly believed that was some language from Middle Earth
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Sander Rossel wrote: I honestly believed that was Welsh
I honestly don't remember ever seeing sheep in Somalia.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I think Welsh is a mix of Somali and Sweahili meboy.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr.PhD P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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The popular "Forgotten Hope" mod for Battlefield1942 is now available in a "portable" version which can even be run from an USB stick.
It's only a 5 Gb download: Battlefield 1942 Forgotten Hope Portable released! news - Mod DB[^]
The original version of Battlefield 1942 is not needed and it works on Windows 10 
modified 19-Sep-19 2:18am.
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