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Was the flightless Caesar really an Emperor Punguin?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Dodo you really have to ask that?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Nope, you're right: His theory doesn't fly! It seems totally dead! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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no need to be so emu
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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What should I do? Just stick my head in the sand? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Something about that seems fishy.
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I don't know feather to reply on not to the musing of a raven lunatic. OK - ostrich the tolerable limits and just end here
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Be careful my friend. You do not want to get ostrichized.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Groan... I'd give you a dressing down because this one seems to have come from your salad days.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Ran across this new language (new to me, anyway) while following random links. (Not much to do today). I think it has a really good chance for important uses in the programming world..... 
Enterprise
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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You do realise that your link is wrong don't you?
This space for rent
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I was wondering that myself...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Oops 
Does this fix it? The Enterprise™ programming language
The Enterprise Programming language
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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enterprise?[^]
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I always wondered about Starfleet - not only do they fill their computer consoles with high explosive so it just takes the slightest knock and the helmsman is thrown across the room, but they also put all the C&C staff on the Bridge, which they then stick up on top where it can be easily shot at ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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See John Scalzi's Redshirts. It's a pretty good satire of a show we all know and some of us love. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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I'd not heard of it before, but it doesn't seem bad - I'm up to Chapter 11 and it's shaping up nicely. Thanks for that!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hey! How did you manage to link to my message 24 hours before I posted it?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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This is how to cheat a French male with a tattoo! (9)
how to cheat CON
a French male UN
with a tattoo DRUM
This is a CONUNDRUM
And I am up tomorrow. Bother, I thought you'd get that.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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I still did not get the UN and DRUM part... 
cheers,
Super
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UN = French for 'a', male version (une for female)
DRUM = Think military tattoo - Wikipedia gives the derivation.
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Chris C-B wrote: UN = French for 'a', male version (une for female)
Like the German Die and Der.
cheers,
Super
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"A" in French is "UN" or "UNE" - UN being for masculine words, UNE for feminine. (I did consider "United Nations" but figured it was too easy)
TATTOO: Not the body art, but the rhythmic tapping: Drum Synonyms, Drum Antonyms | Thesaurus.com[^]
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I would have guessed UN eventually but ... DRUM was just not possible at all for me
cheers,
Super
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Very clever. I was looking for a definition of "how to cheat".
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