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It's nothing against what was going on when downvoting was still enabled.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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True!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: some people around here are real intolerant assholes
Such truth in these words. 
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Johnny J. wrote: some people around here are real intolerant assholes.
As opposed to the imaginary ones? 
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Yes! And there are some grammar nazis here as well... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Aaahhheemmmm.... You are never supposed to start a sentence with the word 'and.' 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Johnny J. wrote: grammar nazis
It's grammar Nazis!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I know Foothill is right about starting the sentence with an "and". I don't like to admit it, but it slipped below my radar.
However, you are definitely wrong in claiming that the word nazi should be capitalized. It's a common noun, not a proper noun.
Had it been "the Nazi Party", yes. but not nazi. Saying "he's a nazi" is the same as saying "he's an accountant" - no capitalization.
But let's just for arguments sake say that you were right and that nazi SHOULD be capitalized (which it shouldn't) - if so, then "grammar" should also be capitalized as the two words are closely connected to each other in this case...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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 Ve haff vays to make you agree mit uns.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I remember that. Had something to do with Mordor and Uruk-Hai and RC helicopters 
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One does not simply downvote in Mordor.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The whole name seems a bit suspect.. either it's someone pulling our collective legs, or his parents really didn't like him 
[Edit] I guess we're lucky his middle name starts with an 'R' and not a 'U'
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: I guess we're lucky his middle name starts with an 'R' and not a 'U'
Now THAT is funny, I don't care who y'are...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Or even his first...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Well, I thought that would be "suck-it".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yes you guessed it. That is a verb. After 20 years with this "service", I am very close to leaving. Another security breach 1 billion account infos gone astray. WTE! I do have a cool address which I would miss though 
Where to go? gmx?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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That is abuse!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Turn off the lights on your way out.
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Who steals my account details steals trash.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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megaadam wrote: Where to go?
There's are probably a lot of accounts already opened for you, the world is your lobster..
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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This is reason number 12,675 why I host ALL my own services, especially critical services like email. I've been running Exchange servers since the early 1990's.
The real question here is why is anyone surprised? Put your stuff in the cloud. Go on, I dare you.
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I killed my Yahoo account in late 2004 when I switched to Gmail. Turns out it was a very wise choice... so far. 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Not only that, but once again, the details were stolen three elephanting years ago, and they didn't even notice until an unnamed law-enforcement agency gave them a copy of the data which was stolen! 
How appallingly bad do your systems have to be to let someone steal that much data, and you don't even notice it? Are their systems exclusively written by the dregs of QA?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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