|
|
Why don't you order a proper book at Amazon?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
|
|
|
|
|
You're going to get such a ding in a minute! 
veni bibi saltavi
|
|
|
|
|
Nurse! Quick! He thinks he is Clint Eastwood again!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
|
|
|
|
|
Nagy Vilmos wrote: such a ding
Just a ding? I think that comment warrants more than a ding. Just saying. 
|
|
|
|
|
Nagy Vilmos wrote: It rarely answers directly what I need to know.
Exactly. And even if it comes close, the steps it details (or even screenshots) are out of date. Just last weekend I finished setting up my server at home and I'm now happily self-hosting my websites. Good riddance, AWS! ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
|
|
|
|
|
I wish!
We mainly just use instances, firing up for each client so they run our desktop through an AWS Server.
But now we are adding in new services that use AWS specifics and it are hurting, hurting bad!
veni bibi saltavi
|
|
|
|
|
So, you live in the cloud then?
|
|
|
|
|
... she bought me one of these for my birthday: Nessie Soup Ladle[^]
But I've searched the house four or five times now, and I can't see it anywhere.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
Fill the bath tub and wait. It might appear.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
|
|
|
|
|
I wanna know how they took the publicity photos of it.
I think they are faked...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
No, they are all real. You just need the right glasses[^].
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
|
|
|
|
|
lw@zi wrote: Fill the bath tub and wait. It might appear.
Only after OG has taken a bath. Nessie likes murky water. 
|
|
|
|
|
Yes, she bought it, but did she give it to you, that's the question 
|
|
|
|
|
Went to the lake - to scare people...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
|
|
|
|
|
Ahhh. You don't know the rules, do you? He's got to feel at home to show himself.
Viewing Instructions:
- Buy bottle of single malt. Possibly two.
- Fill large bowl with single malt (drink the rest if you wish).
- Add dry ice to the bowl.
You Nessie ladle will appear in the mist.
| Ravings en masse^ |
|---|
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
|
|
|
|
|
After yesterday, let's try a hard one:
Malware? Timber makes the green fairy! (8)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Now, why couldn't you do that yesterday? 
You are up tomorrow!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
malware - worm
timber - wood
wormwood is used to make absinthe also known as the green fairy.
|
|
|
|
|
That one, I got in a nanosecond (unlike yesterday's "easy" one)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
|
|
|
|
|
Since yesterday I've been thinking way, way too much about whether "Solo's Cantina" is actually a space bar because in relation to the planet it's on it's not actually in space.
|
|
|
|
|
Very good point!
Oi! Griff! You owe us a refund!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
|
|
|
|
|
Sollee! No can doee! Warantee void when you open the post!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
Yoinks! Griff's turning into Hewlett Packard! 
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
![Good Stuff | [The good stuff]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/vegemite.gif)
