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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter18-Jun-19 23:40

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

18-Jun-19 23:40

Like in Bisop and Archbishop?

ἀρχός - Wiktionary[^]

"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012

musefan18-Jun-19 23:42

musefan

18-Jun-19 23:42

Yeah, that was my thought too, seems to make sense right Smile | :)

MarkTJohnson19-Jun-19 1:58

MarkTJohnson

19-Jun-19 1:58

Or Arch-villain.

turns out the focus on the use of narrative consistency in Agile had early precedents

PeejayAdams18-Jun-19 23:59

PeejayAdams

18-Jun-19 23:59

OriginalGriff wrote:
with enryption algorithm following DES

I was stuck on SHA, which explains why I was getting nowhere fast! D'Oh! | :doh:

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

BillWoodruff18-Jun-19 22:26

BillWoodruff

18-Jun-19 22:26

[^] I am humbled, and thankful, knowing I will never work on an Agile team while still alive.

«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot

Re: turns out the focus on the use of narrative consistency in Agile had early precedents

OriginalGriff18-Jun-19 22:31

OriginalGriff

18-Jun-19 22:31

Quote:
... and nail your soul to a tree.

Less "Agile Team meeting", more "Code Review". Big Grin | :-D

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Re: turns out the focus on the use of narrative consistency in Agile had early precedents

CodeWraith18-Jun-19 23:41

CodeWraith

18-Jun-19 23:41

Code review is no problem at all. The fun begins when it is taken over by passionate beaurocrats who invent a billion rules, 'standards' and 'conventions', plus annotations and exceptions, exceptions to the exceptions....

Code Fizzbin[^].

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.

His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

Re: turns out the focus on the use of narrative consistency in Agile had early precedents

PeejayAdams18-Jun-19 22:33

PeejayAdams

18-Jun-19 22:33

If job adverts are anything to go by, 95% of development teams are Agile.

If reality is anything to go by, 95% of development teams are not.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

Re: turns out the focus on the use of narrative consistency in Agile had early precedents

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter18-Jun-19 22:51

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

18-Jun-19 22:51

PeejayAdams wrote:
95% of development teams are Agile.

And that because agile is so agile, that can include anything... even non-agile...
But think of it - you have a smart-ass customer, who updated by the very same adverts, and asks you if you are agile (otherwise you software can lay golden eggs, it worth nothing)... You can answer yes without hesitation and bad feelings... Big Grin | :-D

"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012

Re: turns out the focus on the use of narrative consistency in Agile had early precedents

BillWoodruff19-Jun-19 4:45

BillWoodruff

19-Jun-19 4:45

PeejayAdams wrote:
If reality is anything to go by ...

Quote:
“One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.” ― Salvador Dali

«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot

Re: turns out the focus on the use of narrative consistency in Agile had early precedents

Mark_Wallace19-Jun-19 8:49

Mark_Wallace

19-Jun-19 8:49

Sí, nosotros hacemos águila

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Happy Birthday Carlo!

OriginalGriff18-Jun-19 20:07

OriginalGriff

18-Jun-19 20:07

Hippo Birdie Sheep | [baah]

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Hippo Birdie Sheep | [baah]

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Hippo Birdie dear @CPallini,
Hippo Birdie Sheep | [baah]

Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]

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modified 19-Jun-19 3:14am.

Rajesh R Subramanian18-Jun-19 20:48

Rajesh R Subramanian

18-Jun-19 20:48

Happy Birthday @CPallini

So, how does it feel to hit 90, you old coot? Laugh | :laugh:

Seriously, I wish you a wonderful year ahead. Smile | :)

CPallini19-Jun-19 1:40

19-Jun-19 1:40

Quote:
So, how does it feel to hit 90, you old coot?

It is hard, my youngster friend, it is hard indeed. Big Grin | :-D

Thank you!

Do not escape reality : improve reality !

Rage19-Jun-19 4:10

Rage

19-Jun-19 4:10

Bon anniversaire !

CPallini19-Jun-19 5:35

19-Jun-19 5:35

Merci.

Johnny J.18-Jun-19 20:58

Johnny J.

18-Jun-19 20:58

Didn't we have another thread about this just some hours ago? Confused | :confused:

Ah, no. That was CPanel, this is CPallini! I see. My bad. Can't keep all the classes apart... Wink | ;)

Just kidding. Happy birthday, Carlo! No birthday cake icon, so have a coffee: Java | [Coffee]

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modified 19-Jun-19 3:31am.

CPallini19-Jun-19 1:41

19-Jun-19 1:41

Yep, I remember that. Thank you!

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter18-Jun-19 21:04

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

18-Jun-19 21:04

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"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012

CPallini19-Jun-19 1:41

19-Jun-19 1:41

Wow, thank you!

den2k8818-Jun-19 21:11

den2k88

18-Jun-19 21:11

Happy birthday @CPallini, since when you became spanish though? Poke tongue | ;-P

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Re: Happy Birthday Carlo!

Johnny J.18-Jun-19 21:14

Johnny J.

18-Jun-19 21:14

Who claims he's Spanish? Confused | :confused:

[EDIT]Ah, I see - An 's' too many. Hadn't even noticed that Sigh | :sigh:

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OriginalGriff18-Jun-19 21:15

OriginalGriff

18-Jun-19 21:15

Auto-frikken-correct ... D'Oh! | :doh:

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Re: Happy Birthday Carlo!

CPallini19-Jun-19 1:51

19-Jun-19 1:51

So, 'Spanish' is the remedy for 'Italian' Laugh | :laugh:

CPallini19-Jun-19 1:43