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Now watch some people still take a shortcut and just make that integer unsigned...they've just bought themselves another 2^31 seconds!! Job security...for your grand-children.
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unsigned long long should be good for a little longer! 
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Yeah but now you need double the space. By just changing the 32-bit type from signed to unsigned, you've doubled the time range but haven't taken one extra bit of storage. And who needs to store negative times? 
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Linux signals the end times?
Linus is the anti-Christ?
I'd believe it.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Honest question here, which I do not know the answer to.
Have any auto manufactures have used embedded versions of a affected OS?
If there are some vehicles that are going to have problems; is it limited to the various entertainment systems OR is it deeper into the basics operations of the vehicle?
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Can a developer not keep a girlfriend because he turns them off and back on again?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I don't think developers know how to turn on women at all 
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 You'd have to ask Herself ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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More about you than you'd want us to know about.
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computers don't complain when you upgrade them.
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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She's not worth it if she doesn't compile, anyway.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Reminds me of the story of these 2 IT guys:
1st: Last night, I met a girl. We had a fun evening dancing and drinking.
2nd: Nice! Then, what did you do?
1st: I asked her whether she would like to come to my flat, and she agreed.
2nd: Nice! And then?
1st: I showed her my bedroom, and suddenly we started to kiss; she sat on the keyboard on my desk and started taking his shirt off...
2nd: You have a computer at home? Which CPU? How much RAM?
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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phil.o wrote: 2nd: You have a computer at home?
Ok, how old is this joke? 1974?
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It's no wonder, every time she's says "let's goto the bedroom", he winces.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I gave up on 1.0 and am now working on 2.0, seems to be much improved.
Just wish it came with instructions and a remote.
And that my friends is how the fight started!
Monday starts Diarrhea awareness week, runs until Friday!
JaxCoder.com
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I don't know if that is a bitwise statement to make.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Don't they turn themselves off after a while? Go into sleep mode? Something?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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If your girlfriend goes into hibernation mode, she might actually be a bear. I suggest you look for obvious signs.
Like, does she p**p in the woods...?
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The problem is that once you turn them off, good luck turning them back on. So, turn them on, but leave them that way.
However, in reality, no girlfriend has that sort of uptime.
There's some sort of Patch Tuesday joke in there somewhere, with a forced reboot once a month, but I'm not going there.
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Brace yourself for() this->but you must colon all your charm - maybe nibble her ear a bit - and don't let her she's part of a string of women you later a-void.
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Not all girlfriends like the grandfather, father, son principle
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Not for me. My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I treated her like an object.
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What did she want? To be treated as a subject ... of what? A predicate? A full stop? A hyphen?
Can any girl tell you how they like to be treated, in a sentence that does not contain the word "not"? (or any synonym of it)
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We've all seen these types of stock images used in technology-related articles...since they're often talking about abstract things that don't have a physical representation, authors/editors think they're being clever by using a close-up picture of a QWERTY keyboard with a specific word spelled out, maybe with keys of a different color.
I've always thought this is lame (I know, first-world problem). Not only would such a keyboard mess with the head of anyone who uses proper touch-typing...they now have letters that get repeated. Right in the sample I've linked to--there's only maybe 15 keys visible in the frame, but there's now two "O"s and two "M"s on that keyboard.
But that's just me, making the observation that the work former art students produce, if there was a real-world equivalent, is non-practical, if not downright non-sense... I've never been one to have an eye to appreciate "art" for what it is, and instead look at these sorts of things purely from a practical perspective. Some, I'm sure, would argue this says a lot more about me than those who come up with these...creations. Not that it matters to me.
Did I have a point? Maybe just one: Enough with that meme already...
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