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Was the Spanish Inquisition a quiz show from Madrid?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's quite a a stretch!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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ahhh, but was it Reality?
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Did you wrack your brains for yet another torturous pun?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I didn't expect that!
Wait for it...
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Not sure why you wouldn't expect it, as there is a Thought of the Day post daily  .
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition! 
Monty
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Too slow dude, too slow..
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I been told that slow and boring is a good thing, from the perspective of a woman. Makes one predictable.
Women are weird 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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You have no idea!
6, 2 and even. Over and out.
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Finally! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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One of my favorite bits from MP 
"I got your back Jack! … Bitches be Crazy!" - Sheldon Cooper's Mailman
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You won't get many converts with that one...
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Calling Mel Brooks...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Might be, but it was canceled because no one saw it coming. It had poor ratings, even though people were dying to see it.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I presented the demo video of the project template I've been working on (at home) since February, and the team lead is highly enthusiastic about starting to use it (starting today, as a matter of fact). I was peppered with questions that I had all the answers for, and everyone appears to be on-board. We can develop the new code/database alongside the old code/database without crossing streams.
I'm pretty pleased with the results and the positive reception of the new ideas and methods.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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All this positivity...??? Have you been hacked? Who took over your account? Better check your passwords, etc. 
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It's not me being positive, it's the rest of the team. I'm simply happy about it because their enthusiasm shows that the last six months hasn't been time wasted.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#realJSOP wrote: I'm simply happy about it because their enthusiasm shows that the last six months hasn't been time wasted.
Yeah, it's a too rare of a thing.
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But you do know that, 25 years from now, someone will look at it and say "What was that bluddy idiot thinking!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'll probably be dead by then, and won't care. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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no need to wait 25 years ..just wait till the release two ..once they fix all the bugs...and add new features !
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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If it takes 25 months for that to happen, JSOP will be well ahead of the game. 25 days is more likely.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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He's working on government stuff.
It doesn't matter which country's government you're working for -- a sprint isn't two weeks; it's two decades.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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