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OriginalGriff wrote: Partially send ordinary furry home? (5)
I see below that BALLS wasn't correct.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Nor SCROTA, either. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Nor SCROTA, either.
I don't speak Welsh, but in English that is 6 letters and doesn't fit the clue at all.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Ah, but in Australian it's only 5 letters as the spiders have eaten one of'em. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I am currently a temp IT worker, on a contract! 
Pays a lot more in Australia! 
At any rate, I am now 6 months into my 3 months contract, going well, yeeha! 
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I hope your visa increased too.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Me English good! 
I just happen to have been born in Sydney (from French parent, grew up in France) so.. I have citizenship!
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Alors tu parles francais ?
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Tout a fait Thierry!
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That's funny to figure out after so many years. Maybe I've already known and forgotten it.
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I hide it well!
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Save enough to pay your taxes, and to tide you over for a few months if the contract ends suddenly.
If you don't ... you're screwed!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Seconded, it's very easy to get carried away with your new found mega bucks, if you do your sums and calculate how much you need to set aside for tax,sickness, holidays , pensions etc.. you will be on a par with PAYE workers at best , but YOU ARE FREE - I've been contracting for thirty plus years ( still at it ) and wouldn't work any other way BUT !!! you have to do it properly, Get yourself a GOOD accountant, set up a business account to seperate your expenditure and keep receipts for everything . Good luck
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote: Get yourself a GOOD accountant
Once we had an accountant here, but he ran off.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Once we had an accountant here, but he ran off.
take it you missed the GOOD part.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Do you think I would ever have let him near my books?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Don't I know it too! 
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Super Lloyd wrote: Pays a lot more in Australia!
Everything pays better in Australia.
Danger money is included in your salary 
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OMG! makes total sense!
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Definitely!
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hey, what about koalas?
so cute, they don't want to kill you,
they'll only give you tetanus, rabies and/or chlamydia.
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Super Lloyd wrote: At any rate, I am now 6 months into my 3 months contract, going well, yeeha!
Tomorrow completes week 69 in to my 2 - 4 week contract.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Quote: I found my freedom
a paradise meant for me
I found my freedom, I found my freedom
Da dada 'n dee dee dee
Hold my head up and look to the sun
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