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OriginalGriff wrote: ...because what they say requires so much forgiveness?
It's not what they say, it's what they do (or don't do) that requires so much forgiveness.  Actually, to hell with forgiveness. Kick 'em all out!
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Didn't they start up a church that does bulk forgiveness?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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<rant>
Saturday was not good. My sister called - my youngest brother (55) was diagnosed with colon cancer FOR THE THIRD TIME!! He gets checkups every three months, the last one was clean, now its back with a vengeance  All three of my brothers have had colon cancer, one is dead. Both grandmothers had it and two uncles. I get checked every two years.
I fell off a wagon I have been on for over thirty years, and got stinking drunk. I climbed back on Monday - luckily my wife understood.
And, to make it worse, Sunday was my 65th birthday.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house. - Lazarus Long
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Cancer sucks big time. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Here's hoping for the best outcome: a fall from the wagon is to be expected at such a time.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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F*** cancer!
Sincerely.
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Good luck to all!
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Given the disturbing news you've had, it may seem strange to wish you a Happy Birthday, but I'm going to do it anyway
When I had cancer, the essay by Stephen J. Gould, "The Median is not the Message," was very helpful to me [^] in making sense of the prognosis: the survival rates, etc. The essay has helped many people strengthen their positive, most rational, ways of thinking ... that's as important for the family members as it is for the person with cancer.
Gould wrote the article after he had cancer, and he survived that cancer, and lived another twenty years.
take care, Bill
«Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.» Miss Piggy
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Hey is there anyone here in the Los Angeles / Hollywood area who wants to work for mid-level developer role / rate to be in entertainment in Hollywood? I got a referral for you if so. It's not a senior role, so don't expect to retire at the rate they're paying but it'll cover your bills at least. And as a perk you'll get to work with some big names I'm told in this position.
Hope this doesn't come across as spam. There is no job board any more.
Jeremy Falcon
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Does Donald Trump looking for a programmer to atomize his twat Messages? 
Keep in mind I'm not native english so typos are for free 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Let's act like adults here. Oh wait, this is CP. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: you'll get to work with some big names
Schwarzenegger?
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Depends... it's for the Oscars.
Jeremy Falcon
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Just make sure you select the correct data
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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F-ES Sitecore wrote:
Schwarzenegger?
A big name in more than one way. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I have an agent friend that has a couple of guys looking for stuff. I can send the agent your way if that'll help.
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That would be awesome man. I'll PM you with my email address / phone number.
Jeremy Falcon
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I probably still have your details from when we spoke when you first came out here. I'll send it to you.
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Cool man. Just FYI my email is the same. Phone number changed though. Finally got a Cali area code. All legit now.
Jeremy Falcon
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Emailed you through CP as well as through the huge email provider address I had.
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Cool beans. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Except there's no email link on your post...
Jeremy Falcon
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Does it involve a lot of ... female nudity?
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A few years ago I went in to my office late in the evening to do some server updates and found one of my female colleagues sitting at her desk working stark naked. So as to appear cool I said "Hi [name redacted], what are you working on?" She screamed and hid under her desk. I then noticed her clothes spread over a table under a ceiling fan with another fan on full power also blowing on them. It turns out she had tripped and fallen into a fountain nearby and thought the office would be a quiet place to come and dry out all her clothes and she could get some coding done while waiting.
I said, "Sorry if I startled you." and then sat at my desk and started work, deliberately having my back to her and positioning myself so she could get to her clothes without being in my line of sight. She went to get her clothes, checked them - still wet - stood for a while and then went back to her desk and continued work. We were like that for about two hours then I said, "I'm going to get a coffee" and went down the corridor to the kitchen area. I got coffee, hung around for a couple of extra minutes, then went back to the office. She was at her desk, fully clothed, working away for a couple more minutes and then got up and left, "Good night!".
The following day she explained what had happened with the fountain and thanked me for my discretion. Sometimes I look back and wish I hadn't been so discrete! Oh well!.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I love casual Fridays at work.
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