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It broke when she stepped on the scale.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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After floundering about for a comment, I realized that I heard that tuna, played on a bass. It was quite a whale ago.
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You couldn't quite plaice it?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Thats my favorite bedtime Dory.
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... Marvin Gaye used to keep a flock of sheep in a vineyard?
He'd herd it through the grapevine.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Reminds me of the old joke about Mick Hucknall being arrested for having sex with a rabbit.
He was "holding back the ears", but apparently "bunny's too tight to mention".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You sob. 
Now I'm just about to loose my mind.
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Shiraz a strange thing to do, but I suppose sommelier say he Rose to the occasion.
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You're raisin some interesting points.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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what? no one mentioned Springsteen wrapping up his douche?
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OriginalGriff wrote: sheep
Two words: Sexual Healing.
Software Zen: delete this;
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... if it wasn't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Or ADA, ALGOL, APL, FORTRAN, and LISP.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: LISP.
Shouldn't that be LITHP?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: and LISP.
I rather liked Sheme a lot!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Not LOLODE[^]?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You forgot PASAL! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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And ++, and #, and Mahine Ode, and Mathad (only ever used to advertise numbers), ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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And:
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Don't forget # and ++.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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and lines would be terminated with semiolons.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That is a very # observation...
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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David A. Gray
Delivering Solutions for the Ages, One Problem at a Time
Interpreting the Fundamental Principle of Tabular Reporting
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