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OriginalGriff wrote: Remember not to send anything with Your DNA on / in it.
Random doggie droppings from a park should be fine -- as long as you wear gloves throughout all stages of the process.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: as long as you wear veterinary gloves and a cap throughout all stages of the process.
FTFY
Hair can be a problem too
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 and a note saying "The next knock at your door will be the police, oh and by the way F*** You"!
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chriselst wrote: Any ideas?
Some talcum powder that gets spread when they open the packet?
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It's likely a scam. Paypal doesn't do escrow.
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This happened recently to a neighbour of mine, and appears to be a not uncommon scam. Just send them an email with a CC to the local police anti-fraud department.
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chriselst wrote: Quickly worked out the whole thing was a scam.
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So, what should I do next?
Really?
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Tell them the money needs to go into your account first.
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Or like in the films... 50% now, 50% at the end 
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If you do this, make sure it's not specified as a *gift*. Gifts can be refunded to the buyer.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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just tell them you're blacklisted by paypal
cash and collect only at agreed meeting place because you don't want any tracking that can identify you.
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If you really want to piss them off... send them an Android phone! 
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Even better... a Windows Phone 
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Maybe send them a GPS tracking device with a picture of Liam Neeson.
On second thoughts scrap that idea, it might not go down well...
I would not use paypal as a seller, I used it once and the buyer bought my software then, once I had delivered the key, paypal cancelled the transfer saying that it was fraudulent.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Report it to PayPal and the police -- and do it quickly, if the scammers have any of your personal information.
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Nothing but email address.
And I realise that is where the con started, asking me to email additional photos.
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Ship Your Enemies Glitter[^] 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Nobody lives at that address.
A person will pass by and empty the mailbox from time to time.
The police will not bother to send a patrol to wait for hours, just to possibly "catch" a guy, who will then simply say that he was asked to empty the mailbox for a friend.
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There's a cool sight where you can send a satchel of Richards to any address. You can include a note that instructs them to eat them.
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Don’t do anything shady, such as sending them a box of rocks.
Rather, send them a message explaining that their info doesn’t check out, that you’re alerting PayPay and the appropriate authorities.
Finally, wash your hands of the experience and move on to the next buyer. Live a better life.
Cheers, and good luck.
Mark
Just another cog in the wheel
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I's find an old beat up phone, take a hammer and crush it some more, along with a message, "Show me the money!".
Probably add in a used condom too.
But then, I'm just a mean old man.....
It does beat sending them an exploding cigar, or an empty box.
The barbarians are clearly inside the walls.
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Just send a tracking number and wait for their response.
Feel free to Hive-Mind your next reply...
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9 minutes in. Faarrrkkkk yeah, loving it.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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