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You dinosaurs. 
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Growl, screech, munch. 
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Damn kids!!!, get off my lawn
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And take your damn tanks with you!
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Yes, how many of us remember programming on and for those old mainframes?
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Somewhat the same here ... in my 60's, but learning new things about once a week. The rate has slowed as my employer is doing away with custom code. 
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Age has nothing to do with it. I know a lot of younger people who don't want to learn.
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I bookmarked your post because of its timeless wisdom. 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I get that a lot 
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Oh fer gawd's sake... Smart mattress lets you know if your partner is cheating[^]
Quote: the jealous app user will be able to see in real time what parts of the bed are seeing the most activity, giving him or her a mental picture of exactly what their partner is up to.
There is a mental image for you...
"Darling, why is the new mattress plugged into the mains?"
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Great idea, except...
The alleged cheated partner has to get permission by both the alleged cheating partner and his/hers alleged side-partner or else it isn't GDPA compliant and any evidence gathered will not be usable in court.
However, asking for permission may warn the partner that something might be up.
Of course if the partner and the side-partner are both pretty chill they'd give permission and this mattress will be great.
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Hell's bells!
If you feel that way about your partner, just get a divorce -- you'll be doing them a big favour.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you don't trust your partner you're in the wrong relationship.
Got my site back up after my time in the woods!
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> You can’t imagine the tests we have done to make sure the system works correctly
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Sounds like a fun place to be a QA tester!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And my wife used to test games for Atari. I wonder if she would have liked this?
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As gentlemen, perhaps we should draw a discrete veil over that idea?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If this brings jobs to spain well why not..
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Maybe that is why the partner is cheating on them, because they think an active sex life is only going to be happening in the bed.
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Any smart wife would be able to smell the other woman's perfume.
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19. Go with a guitar option (4)
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19 - PICK
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yup.
BTW (and sort of kind of as you suggested) I put some Mini CCCs background on my profile page. You are mentioned.
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My PC rebooted during the night for another Windows 10 update.
This time, it also started playing a Netflix in the background. Thinking to put it back to sleep, it now says I MUST create a pin # BEFORE I can sign in.
I'm now being RANSOMED by Microsoft.
I have only ONE pin. I've had it for forever, and I'm NOT going to use it on my computer (like probably most of the population will).
So there you have it. MS now has most people's bank pin numbers; or at least they've forced people to unconsciously expose themselves to more financial risk.
The arrogant stupidity of it all.
On top of it, Microsoft will tell you if your pin is "too easy"?!
On top of that, the "pin procedure" failed (I nearly sh*t myself), but we can "retry" at a later date.
All Windows updates are now "paused" by me. Note: I can't stop them.
"(I) am amazed to see myself here rather than there ... now rather than then".
― Blaise Pascal
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I'm curious (but smart enough to stay away from w10)
a pin number? for?
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