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Is the favorite Asian food of lawyers after being accosted by a karate person chop suey?
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Wok-a Wok-a Wok-a - very funny.
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Is divorce just the end of an error?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's good to see you exspouse these thoughts so regularly!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Like that old express, separating the wed from the chaffed, it all the depends - for example, often you need to pay allyermoney as a reminder of those golden days.
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It's the end of an ending; kinda like those 3 stripes up and 3 stripes down.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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I think none of my divorced friends would agree that divorce is the end of anything. Especially when you have kids.
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It seems one might be dating Miss Inference, eh?  
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Di vorce has a good side and a bad side.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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No its the start of a happy life.
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
JaxCoder.com
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No - 'r' is the end of 'an error'
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Do you keep your old harddrives?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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 There is a pile of four of 'em on my windowsill at the moment, awaiting my attention with a power drill ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Those things contain some of the best magnets you'll ever get.
Worth opening a few to get them if you don't have any. Some have one, some have two.
To give you an idea of their strength, you can magnetize a screw driver enough to hold screws with a single 'swipe'. Solidly affix things to car trunk (if it's steel and not plastic) without having to do any damage to the vehicle; refrigerator magnets that don't drop anything - every; on a string or stick, use to recover dropped things - even find them when you can't see them as it will pull small things (like pins on the floor) a good distance. Also, two of them snapping together could take a piece of meat out of you if you're not careful.
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The only problem with them is they are very brittle - bring two too close together and one is likely to snap!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yeah ceramics and powdered metallurgy - but I leave them attached to the backing unless it's absolutely necessary to remove it. Seem's like you've got what you need.
It's come a long way since " Alnico V "
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Key error with local variant (11)
Key ALT
error ER
with local NATIVE
variant
ALTERNATIVE
So ... I'm up tomorrow then. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I told you the CCC is getting too techie - just sayin  Nice clue though
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I liked it - but I thought it was fairly easy, so what do I know?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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(Rebooted)
Key error with local variant (11)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Too hard mush 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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If your mush is too hard, use a ricer. This is mine: Grunwerg Commercial Grade Ricer[^] Makes mushed potato soooo easy. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Like the solution it's currently unavailable
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Maybe it'll appear in the next 37 minutes ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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