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You bloody well know that! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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All puns aside, I can. It is encoded in my tinitus... 
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Make two of them 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Do you have to go for the cheap puns...
just because blood sells?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Sorry - It was the best pun I could afford today...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Yeah, that one was pretty bad. Might have to call Interpol on you. Start running...
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Hi All,
Jira a wonderful system for bug & issue tracking... However if you take a couple of days off you get buried with tickets. Most of the tickets I have come across are asking me why I haven't resolved an issue raised by another ticket, which was raised by another ticket and on... Much digital digging turns out that it was an issue that I had fixed just after it came to light marked it on the fix sheet. However as it was marked as fixed to make someone happy a fault had to be raised in Jira, which generated a 'number' which had to have the 'code' applied to it generated by the 'Zephyr' thing.
Good Grief! I spent over an hour to find I had done what was the cause of this thing to work 'Smarter, not harder' 
I had better end there tickets are piling up!!
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Perhaps it should be renamed. How about 'Avalanche'?
Edit: Or 'Snowball'?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I don't care what its called, it gets in the elephanting way! You spend more time trying to tell the system you are doing your job than do doing it!!
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glennPattonWork wrote: work 'Smarter, not harder'
Be smarter, not work harder.
I would suggest delegate, delete or disable.
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Oooh how I wish I could... new company new rules... 
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Hmmm... you talk as if you were blaming Jira, and not the way your company uses it.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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True, I think it for use in software development is good, however trying shoe horn Hardware into is asking for trouble...
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Why? Don't both hardware and software implement algorithms? Why should then so different approaches be needed that shoehorning is required?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Now, suppose your company is using Jira for managing the software development lifecycle...
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That's the point, it appears to focused to software, I tend to play with hardware...
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Didn't you know that Jira stands for "Junior IRA" 
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Could explain alot... 
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When the system controls you rather than you control the system, that is when you know you have a bad implementation and/or gone too far with business processes...
It applies to anything...........
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Count yourself lucky - where I work we have 4 separate ticketing systems some of which vaguely interact with the others and the same ticket is usually reproduced on at least two of the systems, each of these systems holding some of the 'truth' for a ticket.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Oi! I clicked on that!
Here's some Jan Terri[^] in response
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Highly educational, never knew such beauty existed
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Our beef with JIRA is all the spam emails it generates.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Tell me about it! 
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