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He beams down
and holds (contains)
the left PORT (left on board ship)
with steel lying around "lying around": anagram, or muddled.
STEEL => TELESTELEPORTS
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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WSO => OGSO
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Fortunately, if tomorrows isn't solved, it reverts to @DuncanEdwardsJones for Thursday anyway!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hmm... so I have no incentive to answer tomorrow then?
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Damn.
Damn, damn, damn, damn ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's a horror clown reaching out his hands 
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Hi All,
I have just come out of a productive meeting (!), Only four people attended and none of the awkward people. So Project Manager could assign tasks without argument. Documents need reviewing (I can sit and read a Word document this afternoon!) Plus someone from Hardware started to echo some of my earlier comments regarding radio interference... Worried I may have fuelled my Pigs for takeoff.
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Yeah, sorry I missed that meeting, I'll try and get to the next one.
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glennPattonWork wrote: none of the awkward people
How boring! What prevented you from falling asleep?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Too much ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) !
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Why did you not invite some manager who also is an inspired (if unvoluntary) commedian?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well the manager that fulfils that role couldn't turn up to today's meeting due to...I forget most likely kids, the admin role was fulfilled by the Project Manager (so less of the 'Why?' questions). Also the atmosphere was less 'I have come to a meeting, now, wheres the coffee & doughnuts?'!
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And, do you also have a note taker ?
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... so now I'm off to find a bar with a mirror! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Or with CCTV?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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my doc said to live longer have more birthdays
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Where shall I send the selfie stick? I don't need it and if the doctor says so...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Where you should stick it? Meet me in the Soapbox and I'll tell you... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Why waste time? Bend over...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ben Dover? Nice to meet you Ben!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Sorry, I had to make a call to Palermo. The guys there want to take you on a boat tour and make you an offer you can't refuse. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Cool, I've never been to Palermo! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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He mistyped: it's a beaver full of dynamite. An otter you can't defuse.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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