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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: LISP.
Shouldn't that be LITHP?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: and LISP.
I rather liked Sheme a lot!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Not LOLODE[^]?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You forgot PASAL! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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And ++, and #, and Mahine Ode, and Mathad (only ever used to advertise numbers), ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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And:
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Don't forget # and ++.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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and lines would be terminated with semiolons.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That is a very # observation...
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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David A. Gray
Delivering Solutions for the Ages, One Problem at a Time
Interpreting the Fundamental Principle of Tabular Reporting
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Crystal Balls or Crystal Reports?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Reports Balls?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Ballsy reply that!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Just an ickle test ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Crystal balls could easily become a problem when you join a Rugby team.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Crystal Balls. They are more reliable.
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megaadam wrote: Crystal Reports
Reported for foul language
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Chinese takeout: $15.00
Gas to get there: $1.50
Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes: Riceless!
Don't go away folks, I'll be back next week!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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...I just sent him a card: "Get well soon"!
Ba-Tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I fell for it.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Speaking of wells and water bills...True story:
I live out in the country, just outside city limits. Everybody has his own well. Until a few years ago, that is, when the municipality ran water pipes down the street. Many of us opted not to get hooked up to it, as our ground water tastes a lot better than the smelly chemical-laden water they provide.
Then they started sending us monthly water bills--even to those who didn't get hooked up to it. One of my neighbors raised a stink about it and refused to pay. The municipality threatened to cut off his water service.
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dandy72 wrote: The municipality threatened to cut off his water service.
And people seem to think we need more government... 
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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...The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity! 
Ba-tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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