|
Damn it, you're right, I hadn't thought of that.
It's probably borscht to think of something else! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
|
May I suggest "CaptainBeefheart#@!$%^&*!" 
|
|
|
|
|
Nah, I see myself more as Lord Flashheart! Woof! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
|
In memoriam Rik Mayall, passed away too soon, just when his career was getting a boost by playing in the Dutch film "De Ontsnapping" ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
|
|
|
|
|
Yeah, I've always hoped for more Slackbladder, but it just wouldn't be the same without him... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
|
"Have you any idea what it's like to have the wind rushing through your hair, George?"
"No, Sir."
**BRRRRRAAAAPPPP**
"He has!"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
Did he die before it was made?
|
|
|
|
|
Looks on IMDB like it was completed... Gotta see if I can find it. 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
|
Yeah, sounds like it could be good.
SDomeone else who suffered brain damage is Richard Hammond form top gear. Hope he doesnt die early too.
|
|
|
|
|
Just after the shooting of the film when he returned to England, his part in the film was completed.
The Dutch film crew had a lot of respect for his performance and professional attitude, also as might be expected he was a lot of fun on the set
|
|
|
|
|
IT Project Estimates[^]
Yeah. I know that feeling! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
Luckily my manager manages that part, wouldn't want to swap places with him
|
|
|
|
|
Had to go to the store today, and when I was there, a teenager was yelling at someone (his mother, I think), calling her all sorts of names. He then called her a 'Phallic Potato' and shoved her, then stormed off. The police had already been called, and arrested him as he was leaving the store.
Not what I expected to see (and hear) today.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
|
|
|
|
|
|
Maybe you shouldn't shop at Walmart.
|
|
|
|
|
Jörgen Andersson wrote: Maybe you shouldn't shop at Walmart.
Shut up ya Phallic Potato.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
|
|
|
|
|
Good! Now shove him!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
|
I'm imagining you rolling that phrase around in your mind a bit and thinking "Hmm. Interesting. I'll tuck that one away just in case".
cheers
Chris Maunder
|
|
|
|
|
Must resist the urge to post a link to Kev's "Potato Song" in The Lounge.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
|
|
|
|
|
Richard Deeming wrote: Must resist the urge
Why? 
|
|
|
|
|
Because it's decidedly NSFTL. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
|
|
|
|
|
Interesting interpretation of "tucking away just in case"
|
|
|
|
|
I guess "phallic potato" is kid sister safe. I know my kid sister would bust out laughing if she heard that.
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
</sig>
|
|
|
|
|
This was at a Kroger.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
|
|
|
|
|
You should've intervened and tell them to take it to the soapbox.
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
