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Go ahead, I would rest anyway. (6)
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Go ahead,
I would I'D
rest REST
anyway (anag)
STRIDE
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Yep! You are up tomorrow. 
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Nice simple one!
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Blimey! You have to get up pretty early in the morning to do the CCC these days! 
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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It's dem Americans 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote: It's dem Americans
Not really, it's just the default flag that I didn't care to update.
Proof? "Aluminium", "cheque", "defence", "colour", "initialise", "aeroplane", "chilli", 16/05/2019... Need more? 
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Just say "Make 'Murica Grate Agin" with a straight face ...
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Not only that!
“The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It’s speaking English that kills you.”
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Johnny J. wrote: It’s speaking English that kills you.
Tack för tipset.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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The serious answer would be to not drink milk as a grownup. But I like yours better.
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Johnny J. wrote: Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like.
Or do your research, and realise that all the research on what causes heart attacks, strokes, obesity, and the like doesn't point to fat (which is perfectly healthy stuff), but to sugar (which, like oxygen, is a volatile substance that can cause major problems for your heart, liver, kidneys, brain, etc.)
That doesn't mean "Stop Eating Sugar!", because that would result in major problems (like agony in your muscles), but it does mean "stop eating preprocessed food" and "never use a recipe for anything that comes from anyone who has ever been near the US").
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Luckily the Russians have sobered up 
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More like the data was analyzed incorrectly. Russians only get drunk once/year, it's just that they do it as a 365 day bender.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Possible non-linguistic arguments:
0) Better beer?: the dominance of the UK and the presence of the Czech Republic on the list suggests that good beer may well be a factor but the argument falls down when you get to America. And why aren't the Belgians in the top 5? Those lads know how to brew.
1) Weather?: at first glance it seems to be places where its hot in summer so the population have to drink to cool down and it's too cold in the winter to contemplate leaving the pub. India and Mexico kind of buck the trend, though.
2) Price?: certainly knocks the Scandinavian types down the list a bit (still a very good showing from Denmark, mind) but hang on, beer duty in the UK is pretty obscene and we're still top of the pop-swillers.
3) Religious types/vegans/health nuts/general weirdos?: no shortage of these in the UK so scratch that one.
4) Better things to do?: is there something really awesome to be doing in Poland, Nigeria, Ecuador, the US Virgin Islands and other places that totally fail to dent the list? Maybe, but I very much doubt it.
I think the OP is correct, it's all about speaking English ...
Let's raise a glass to Shakespeare!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Given the price of booze, I'm not surprised about where the Norwegians landed. Still, the UK would consume over twice as much as the Germans, which is hard to fathom.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Aussies would have been far down the list if not for Michael Martin.
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Quote: Women consistently reported feeling post-drinking regret more often than men, while German women over the age of 25 were most likely to be concerned about their sessions.
No doubt about that - especially when they turn their head in the morning and see what the 'bloke' really looks like.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: especially when they turn their head in the morning and see what the 'bloke' really looks like
HAd that happen a lot have you?
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At least a lad like you is safe from that - I hear those inflatable dolls cannot turn their head.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Brits get drunk on average 51.1 times a year,
Just round that up and call it "every weekend". ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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Most of spoken languages are written LtR (Left-to-Right) but Maths, the number language, is actually written RtL because the decimal numbers are Arabic numerals. (I know, most will get surprised, but it's true about Maths RtL direction.) But somehow the RtL and LtR languages got mixed up.
Instead of writing
x = a + 12 how about changing it to
a + 12 = x So, what are your views on creating a new programming language which follows proper LtR execution? Is there already such language? (Please, just don't remind me that there are already lots of programming languages (I know already) and I must not (try to) create one more. )
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throw new InvalidPremiseException ( "ADD a AND 12 YIELDING x -- COBOL." ) ;
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