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Bedeutet nichts. Deutsch verstehe ich auch... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Ok, here we go:
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Epileptiker und einem Grießbrei?
Einer liegt in Zucker und Zimt, der andere liegt im Zimmer und zuckt.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Evil  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Lawful evil[^], apparently. I always was on the side of chaos!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I can only add that was "Gift".
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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During our first year in Texas, my mother sent a birthday present for my grandmother. Along went a nice card with the caption 'A Gift For You!', knowing very well that my grandmother never spoke a word of English at all.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Monty Python's warned me about German jokes. I'm not even going to read it.
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They more often than not butchered the jokes when trying to translate them. That's why I prefer watching not only comedies with the original audio track. Except perhaps this one, which sounds to me better than the already good original:
Neiiin, ich bin dein Vater![^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 16-Sep-19 10:23am.
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Hi All,
GIT and I have always had 'you do your thing & I will do mine', separate, not really an issue. I now have to use GIT to prepare for a Witnessed FAT. GIT appears to be playing 'Silly B******' with the links on my machine... My GoogleFu is lacking it's Monday morning and I can' find a simple explanation of how to create links... Any ideas anyone? A merge request?.. And now it works? 
modified 16-Sep-19 6:39am.
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What the heck is a "Witnessed FAT"
If you have FAT files, maybe use git-LFS to store them ?
Anyway, if you have git problem, just do a new clone, manually copy the changes to the new one.
or look at Oh, sh*t, git! ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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Suspect that FAT in this case is Factory Acceptance Tests rather than File Allocation Tables.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Yup, Factory Acceptance Test, Witnessed by a third party to ensure honesty. You want everything to work first time with expected results or you get accused of wasting valuable time... 
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3 months back, I called up my wife and explained about the new project that's started at work. And told her the next 3 months gonna be hectic.
In turn, She explained how her work was gonna get busy, because of accounts audits and other stuff. We saw both were getting busy and it was a perfect , mutual understanding & settlement.
2 months over now. Now she's at her peak of her voice asking me- Did I ever take her out for the last two months & that I showed the least care towards her and children. 
Guess who's audits are over!
 Not everyone gets a witch, that is honey, as a wife, right?
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If a man says something in a forest and there isn't a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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PeejayAdams wrote: If a man says something in a forest and there isn't a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
I'm sure there would be at least a couple of female trees around. He's definitely wrong.
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Reminds of something in the distant past - like nine hours ago.
Seeing the empty bottle, I asked Mrs. Wife if she had been using and finished off a bottle of single-malt scotch making Whisky Sours.
The rest, I'm afraid, was the usual we can all identify with - why there was an explosion as to why it's all my fault, etc, etc, etc.
Well - new strategy - she said she used it because 'it was on top' - so I'm moving a bottle of Lagavulin on top - let's see how that works out for her . . .
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You should put a bottle of donkey piss on top. See who that works out... 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I move a bottle of vodka(with lots of water in it) to the front and keep adding a couple cups of water for each shot of vodka. Slows down the younger ones in the house and others who don't know.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Yes, and it was wrong of you to even ask.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Don't ever think that there is no reason behind that kind of seemingly irrational behavior. Whatever you do, don't get angry or defensive.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Whatever you do, don't get angry or defensive.
That's the best advice. I'm following the same. Because I know what happens otherwise. 
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Nand32 wrote: Because I know what happens otherwise
We all do, but many let emotions and hormones lure themselves into idiot mode. And that's exactly the purpose the whole show was for.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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