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I'm sure somebody could dig something up.
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Win 7? I don't like that it has recently insisted that I use large icons in Explorer rather than medium icons. 
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The Windows Update service has been disabled.
Came back from having a bit of a sit around the TV with the kids to find my computer had rebooted itself. Stupid c***s at microsoft think asking me for working hours is a valid question. It's not like I work for myself and therefore don't have set hours. It's not like they could ask me to reboot or advise they will at a set time.
No. It's just boom and it's gone. So go get a dead dog up ya, ya curry munching f***! Bring back Ballmer. That fat sweaty f*** was an order of magnitude better than you. And while your at bring back the old pompous microsoft from the 80's. Before they went all Gen Y and so gay that Freddie Mercury looked manly in comparison.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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... and breathe ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He's Australian, cursing for him is breathing. It's when he doesn't curse that he starts chocking  (not that us Italians are much better in that sense).
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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den2k88 wrote: not that us Italians are much better in that sense
Yeah, but you do it with much more stylish gesticulations! 
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Far be it from me to defend Microsoft but...
...any chance this reboot wasn't due to Windows Update? Power flicker? Crash? Cat walking across keyboard?
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Mike Mullikin wrote: Cat walking across keyboard?
Surely, that would never happen? Cats con't like keyboards at all...
But if it should happen that it does, here's the solution[^] for you! 
(Actually tried it, but it didn't work with my cats...  )
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 30-Sep-16 8:31am.
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Do they do a "drunk typing" version? Could be handy for DD's Crimbo Pressie!
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There's an app[^] for that! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I like that it has a paws button...
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Mike Mullikin wrote: Far be it from me to defend Microsoft but...
...any chance this reboot wasn't due to Windows Update? Power flicker? Crash? Cat walking across keyboard?
No. It was definitely Windows Update, Windows told me as much when it came back up.
5 minutes after I posted, the wife's computer restarted.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Let the ball sucking commence!!!
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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I was going to say "pictures or it didn't happen" but ... no. No pictures, please. 
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So you tend to watch a bit of "South Park" now and then, Mr. Cartman?
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Respect His Authoritah!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: So you tend to watch a bit of "South Park" now and then, Mr. Cartman?
Yep. Me and both the kids.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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So not KSS, yet so good. 
Marc
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Now you are just trying to push CMs buttons and see if his filter will choke.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Now you are just trying to push CMs buttons and see if his filter will choke.
Check it out. The word is in there. No special characters or tricks. Just an s at the end and his magic Mick code hasn't stopped it.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I am JSOP, and I approve this message.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Sounds a lot like "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel". 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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