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That it didn't happen 51 years ago[^]
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Quote: was friends with hunter Scott van Zyl, 44, who was killed by crocodiles
It seems to be a good month for animals...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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There were some ISIS fighters killed by wild boars a few days ago.
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Well, those guys don't like pork...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And the pork reciprocated.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Hopefully eaten by them, too.
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He might have had a bit of trouble shooting straight, 51 years ago.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I was just imagining dropping a (baby) elephant on him.
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His wife is going to pick up his body. I hope she brought a bucket!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: I hope she brought a bucket!
Also, salt, pepper, and a ladle.
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It's good for the roses.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: It's a shame
Bah, you just Talk Talk.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Better late than never! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Would you opt for this? 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I think anything that shakes up the funeral industry is a good thing.
I really hate to see people being pressured into buying elaborate, expensive and environmentally wasteful boxes that are going to get set on fire.
The whole business of giving people a heap of ash that may or may not contain some remnants of the departed seems utterly bizarre to me.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I agree: my mother asked for a cardboard coffin, so we went with that - looked pretty horrible, if I'm honest - and I was annoyed to find out it was several hundred pounds more than a "traditional wood" box.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Agreed, I found the funeral home absurd when I buried my dad. My mom was out of it, so I had to handle all of this. For the 10K to put his body in the ground, I just gritted my teeth. And that was 30 years ago. If I had my preference, I'd like a family burial plot, and as others have said, a blanket and a hole. Plant roses over my body.
Frankly, I like the idea of being used as fertilizer - put me in the flower bed. Remember me when the flowers bloom.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Soylent Green is People!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That was my first though.. although I'd say the first steps would be to convert the fluid to fertilizer first, then maybe move onto animal feeds 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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Under certain circumstances[^] cannibalism can save a few lives.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Not in our office 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Look at the skull. Is it required to leave your brain at the front desk when you come in? I once worked for such an employer too.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So they pour your remains down the sink and stick your bones in a tumble dyer. When I finally pass I hope my disposal is handled with this level of dignity and respect.
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The logic is sound enough but as usual all consideration of people's feelings are left behind 
I'd like to be buried at the end - nothing fancy, just a cloth wrapping and a hole will do 
Seems like yet another symptom of a very overpopulated planet.
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: nothing fancy, just a cloth wrapping and a hole will do
Funnily enough that's also my requirement for a girlfriend.
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