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I just can't tell anymore. 
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dandy72 wrote: Clearly a vegetarian
Or, more likely, someone of a persuasion that doesn't eat pork, and thinks poorly of those who do.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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I thought about that, but figured someone would have twisted my words as some racist comment.
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Funny, I usually get diarrhea when I go to McDonald's. 
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Their 'Burgers' are horrible, but their fries are very good.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Just from going there? What happens when you eat that stuff?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Having just watched "Founder" (the movie supposedly about the origins of McDonalds) I will never give the McDonalds Coporation another cent!
Not that I ever did; I prefer Burger King (tm)!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: I prefer Burger King
Good. Because they're clearly different than McDs.  
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Quote: they're clearly different than McDs
That's right, they are so much better.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Found your problem...
Quote: I went to McDonald's
What were you thinking? 
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Was his name Ahmed?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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You work at McDs? 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No, my twin brother does.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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This is McVomits: they confuse cr@p and food!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: how do you mix up Bacon and sausage?
You can ask these guys: Makers of Artisan Bacon Sausage[^]
I did not opened the link so no idea what you would see on that page.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Sugar dissolves in water, arsenic dissolves in water.
The latter solution is better for those who think sausage is bacon.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You can't. They are both pork. How do you mix pork with port?
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If seriousness is permitted in this thread...
You may be unable to understand that for some people, distinguishing between two alternatives has no value, at least in a given situation. If you reject any sort of alcholic beverages, to you, distinguishing between spirits, wine and beer is not necessary. To me, distinguishing between different car brands is more or less without value. To a good American, distinguishing between political movements to the left of the Democrats makes no sense. To immigration authorities, a five year old kid is indistinguishable from a known IS member carrying a machine gun. ("Moslems are evil. You are a Moslem. Therefore you are evil".) To a HiFi freak, the label on the amplifier front is fundamental to distinguish between different makes, to a music lover, label differences matter nothing but sound differences do.
It is all very culture dependent, and dependent on your personal preferences and "morals". You may have to lay your morals and opinions aside at work, and do the job you are paid to do - or quit that job. Here in Norway, hospital workers (doctors, nurses,...) may, on religious grounds, refuse to participate in any abortion, without loosing their job - but in such cases, they are required to refer you to some other that will do the job. If you, for religious reasons, don't want to serve pork (or alcohol) to someone, you may ask the management to be assigned to tasks that causes no such problems.
But I can easily see situations where you simply forget that putting apples and oranges into the same basket is due to your own morals, ideas, cultural background, whatever. I may confuse car makes. Others may accidentally overlook the difference between a Java application and a Javascript application. I have seen a telephone salesman selling a wireless DECT telephone to a 80+ yo customer who really was trying to buy a cellular (I tried to intervene, but the old man trusted the salesman more than he trusted me).
In my work, switching between programming languages, I now and then scratch my head for a long time over a compiler message until I realize that I am using a Python construct in C#, or the other way around. Or I move a script from bash to cmd.exe, or the other way around, getting strange errors because casing is significant in one, not in the other. I can stare at such scripts for quite a few minutes before I realize the cause of the problem: That I didn't distinguish between objects that are distinct, or I assumed that they are distinct but they are not, not in this context.
If that MD employee was a jew, say, off work he would probably have no reason to distinguish between sausage and bacon. So if he happens to argue the same way at work as he does at home (when explaining to his kids that they will not have hot dogs is the kid's birthday party), I can certainly understand it. That is not to say that I will defend it. But I am not surprised that it can happen. It is just like me not keeping languages apart. Or immigration decrees not distinguishing between different kinds of humans. Or a salesman (deliberately or by ignorance) mixing up DECT phones with cellular phones.
Such mixups occur all the time. It makes no sense for people to whom the tiny details are essential. A few of my colleagues are shocked when I give them a blank stare when they refer to, say, 'that fellow with the white Class D Mecredes', I am "shocked" when they cannot tell the time measure on some tune. We shouldn't be shocked. We should just note "OK, so you don't care about the details in that area. Maybe your interests go in other dirctions".
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Well, it could be someone who is not allowed to touch "pork" just not caring because it violates what is true in the world for them!
As in: I can't eat this. I should not handle it. Scr3w them.
And suddenly that makes me more nervous IF he gets it right!
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So, all you experts, I'm looking to move my FlowSharp app to a browser. Should the core tech use the Canvas element or the SVG element? There seems to be pros and cons to both, and I don't have enough experience with either to make an intelligent decision, but it seems rather important to choose the right one from the beginning.
Appreciate the feedback in advance.
Marc
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But surely there's a spiffing framework you can use? Just plug arcJs into canvasSgv using the latest MVCCMVMCVMVC architecture to leverage server side client API generators. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: using the latest MVCCMVMCVMVC architecture to leverage server side client API generators.
Send code plz! 
Marc
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(MVC)4
Software Zen: delete this;
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