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I know some managers who I would like to see as test payload.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Nothing Toxic! 
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I thought it was quite smart, if it doesn't get too far the car could tow it back. (May need to swap out the batteries from the rocket.)
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Guns to show dominance?
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: waste of resources. They could come up with a much more suitable payload
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Are you volunteering your car?
Elon is putting up his personal possessions, but I'm sure he'd taken suitable donations.
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My comment wasn't actually meant to be sarcastic. As expensive as launches are, a scientific package of some description would have been a much better use of resources. A Tesla roadster is not a scientific package, and just makes the inhabitants of the planet look even more stupid to anyone that might be passing through.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: A Tesla roadster is not a scientific package
Correct: A Tesla roadster is an experiment in highway homicide.
However, a Shelby Mustang or whatever that beast you launch yourself in is ... is an experiment in ego and hormones.
cheers, Bill
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
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On an early test flight, they sent up a large wheel of cheese.
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Read that as "Falcon Heavy Lunch planned for today".
Marc Clifton wrote: Fingers crossed! 
You got a pool running at the office yet? How many are betting it will explode?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: You got a pool running at the office yet? How many are betting it will explode? 
Perhaps he booked a bargain flight to Mars and now learned that this is his ride.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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ELO - Ticket To The Moon 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Pfft... Micheal Nesmith drove an Eldorado to the Moon back in the 80s...
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Evil at home in nun (8)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 6-Feb-18 5:31am.
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AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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We all know that StackOverflow is useless - and surely something like this couldn't happen here in QA, could it?
Sorry to everybody that are happily unfacebooking, but I failed to find the pic anywhere else...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Never...
...perhaps tag your post title with NSFW? (Or the link, anyway)
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No need - you did it now. 
Guess it depends on your job. From my pov it's not nsfw. Not any more than anything else you browse that it unrelated to your actual job... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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The problem is not that it might be NSFW, the problem is that it is not rated PG which if you look at the top of the forum, this forum is supposed to be kept PG.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Stackoverflow useless? UH? 
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I have had some very unfriendly responses there, just because I didn't phrase my query the "right way".
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Then f**** learn to f**** phrase your query the f**** right way. Until then, go read the manual.
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