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No, you don't. I once did say the right thing and gained a friend for life.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Is "gained" the correct word to use?
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In the holy tradition of sarcasm, yes.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Rediscovering some of the good stuff from Golden Earring here. I'd forgotten how much fun some of this stuff is...
Golden Earring - Candy's Going Bad - YouTube[^]
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Love that one.
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I saw those guys live in around 1977 or so. It was a really fun show. This was during their "Radar Love" era and that was a great song.
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Not more bar jokes but seriously...
What will you do when your AI enabled liquor cabinet goes crazy and decides to take over your home?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Stop buying it drinks.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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sic the ioT robo-vac on it;
yeah I know it sucks, but it can sh*t on command.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Take it the Doc and solve it's alc problem 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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WTF would I want an AI-enabled drinks cabinet? If I want to drink with someone, I already own a mirror!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Could I please borrow your mirror? I need a change from my own.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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As long as the supply and its flow are not compromised then I would give it some slack. If that were to happen though I would unplug the thing.
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Forgets to take foliage in. (6,3)
Happy hunting!
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
modified 20-Oct-17 5:37am.
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Leaves out (explains itself better than a breakdown could).
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Well done! I was hoping the potential anagram might be a distraction.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Peter_in_2780 wrote: I was hoping the potential anagram might be a distraction
It was 
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Hi All,
Having a day off from the salt mine, fire up the home PC and do a little fiddling, install office 365, I had VS 2005, 2008, 2013 & 2015. 365 took so blooming long, I got bored and wandered off. Came back to PC this am and found 365, VS 2005 & 2008 working, 2013 & 2015 not. I was under the impression that 2015 was under the community licence and wouldn't time out, it appears to have...  , pretty much all the software that I have written is in 2008 so I am okay from that perspective, but can I reset the community licence...![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif)
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IIRC it looked to me that way (like VS CE would time out) some time after I first installed it until I figured out MS wants you to have a MS Live account to keep using it. Ever since then no troubles.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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I'll give that a go, you know what, didn't even occur to me! Hmmm MS Live...
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I have a small java program running SQL against our ERP running on iSeries DB2 to create CSV to be fed to another system. All was OK until recently something happened and the data doesn't look right. SQL query was giving exact result as expected when run via WinSQL. We found one of the column wasn't getting right data. All the values were 0.0 . Column in question is of type Decimal(17,6).
I started debugging and found different behavior using ODBC connection vs using direct JDBC driver.
Class.forName("sun.jdbc.odbc.JdbcOdbcDriver"); // This gives proper data
Class.forName("com.ibm.as400.access.AS400JDBCDriver"); // This converts it to null.
I tried every combination for the JDBC driver. getString, getBigDecimal, getObject. All resulted in null value. I tried 3 different version of driver jar files and they are all the same. Something is not right with the driver.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Are the drivers from IBM?
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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I think so as jar file jt400.jar came part of the ERP system which runs on AS400 iSeries machine.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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raise a pmr
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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