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Why do we tell a computer to shut down, and people to shut up?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Why do we tell a computer to back up, and people to back down?
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Why do we tell a computer to Directory.EnumerateFiles("some directory"), and people to look for that file, no not in that directory, wait you're going to fast, you have to double click, you're in the wrong Program Files, that's the wrong folder, it's right under your cursor, no now you've missed it, that's not what I was looking for, let me try it, just let me hold your mouse for a second, no I won't wait any longer, WELL IF YOU KNOW IT SO WELL FIX YOUR OWN DAMN COMPUTER!!!  ?
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it refers to the relative position of the sub-portion of the target of the operation  ?
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Hmmm... I have often told my computer to shut up 
There is a person out there who refuses to believe me when I say, that an "alarm going off" means it is making noise. I do struggle to explain the logic behind that.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Why do we turn the air conditioner up when we want it to cool down?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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To load goods onto peoples trailers (long time ago after school manual part time job) had one guy who would always tell the drivers, "OK, go ahead and back up."
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OriginalGriff wrote: Why do we tell a computer to shut down, and people to shut up?
Cute. Shut up - Wikipedia[^]
The phrase is probably a shortened form of "shut up your mouth" or "shut your mouth up".
I'm such a spoilsport.
Marc
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I think you mean Waldo...?
[Edit]
My bad. I guess he goes by both names.
I was expecting Wally (from Dilbert)
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Message Closed
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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Leandro Taset wrote: then complain when you get it?
Complain? That was my celebration.  
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I get this now and again. Delete the driver, reboot. Job done.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: I get this now and again.
Thanks. I figured this happens to a lot of people. It's quite annoying.
R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Delete the driver, reboot. Job done.
You forgot one step: Rant about Microsoft.
The fix is not complete without this most important step. 
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raddevus wrote: You forgot one step: Rant about Microsoft.
I have a soft spot for Microsloth as I've made a good living out of them for a long time!
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: I've made a good living out of them for a long time
Okay, you got me. 
I like Microsoft too. They were more fun when they were more engineering-centric than now that they are now more suit-centric.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: I have a soft spot for Microsloth as I've made a good living out of them for a long time!
That's like a guy who makes steering wheels saying that he makes a good living out of the people who build the roads.
You haven't made money out of ms; you've made money providing services to people who use computers.
ms itself is all but irrelevant in the equation -- as irrelevant as the road-builders, above.
Bill Gates, on the other hand, him you owe your living to.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You haven't made money out of ms; you've made money providing services to people who use computers.
Yes, but I've chosen to use MS Products to do so. In any case you are being pedantic - the point does not need to be dissected and brutalized so that you can make a point of your own.
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I'm not brutalising a damned thing.
Developers who believe that they owe their living to ms are very much mistaken.
ms owes the fact that it's one of the richest corporations in the world to the developers who made the programs that attracted people to use the ms operating system.
That ain't pedantry, it's a fact of life.
Believing otherwise not only aggrandises a corporation that does not deserve it, but it demeans and belittles yourself.
Gates? I can't say enough good about him, but ms? Just another faceless corporation that's out to rape the world of as much as it can.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Believing otherwise not only aggrandises a corporation that does not deserve it, but it demeans and belittles yourself.
You're making way too much of it. 
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: You're making way too much of it.
No, I'm not.
I'm simply responding to: "I've made a good living out of [ms] for a long time", which, unless you work directly for ms, is a blatantly untrue statement, giving a false impression to people who read it (particularly young 'uns).
The fact is that you have made a good living out of your own work, skills, and abilities. ms didn't do a damned thing for you -- quite the reverse, in fact, with the number of times it's moved goalposts (and even playing fields), leaving you to have to unnecessarily research and learn new stuff that does exactly the same things as the stuff you already knew.
Talking bollocks is one thing. Talking fanbois is another.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Seriously? You really need to get a life. You've taken an innocuous statement and blown it into the crime of the century. I know you're a bit up yourself, but this just confirms it.
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Hi,
In my opinion this is more of a search engine issue. Both Bing and Google are LESS useful today... and return invalid, irrelevant or old information in nearly every query. To make matters worse... all search engines have greatly reduced the usefulness of the logical and boolean operators for queries. Google even removed the AND operator completely.
Check this out:
Bing: LPDWORD AND DWORD AND BOOL filetype:cpp[^] 2 Hits
Google: LPDWORD AND DWORD AND BOOL filetype:cpp[^] 150 Hits
I can't even "drill into" the search query to locate more C++ source code...
If I performed this same query just a few years ago... I could find thousands of advanced C++ projects from all over the world. I could keep adding and subtracting search terms with booleans and drill into the information and obtain exactly what I was looking for on nearly any subject.
I think this will have a negative effect on the entire planet... an entire generation of stupid people.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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