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The compiler 
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The code beautifier 
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It was the software source control software of course. Which bad option do you use?
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... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Ah, see, there's an off-by-one bug in the code, so it thought you used the -e (elephant) switch. Try using -g next time and you should be fine.
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You forget the f switch now needs the u attribute to be unobtrusive. Next time try -fu.
Jeremy Falcon
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Did you seed Griff's reply?
A classic "I did it, but someone else has to take the blame" response.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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megaadam wrote: Who messed up my code again?
The same dude that messed it up last time.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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and on the back. IT was me. like 6 months ago
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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We will need a flowchart 
If it is formatting related -> VS
If it is running, but doing the wrong thing -> Management
If it is running, but not doing what the user expects -> User (Clearly)
If it is failing to run because environment changes -> IT Staff
If it fails to compile -> MSFT, for changing the language again (so hard to compile 16 bit C code)
If the code is missing -> Git/SVN
If it fails to make any sense -> That's on you!
Remember, this stuff is easy because it's "Soft" ware... LOL
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Serendipity - Eureka - Shazaaam!
See what asinine things you can do and wait around for the Google map car to come by and enshrine them!
Hell, man, what in the world could be better than you pictured standing uselessly in the street hoping Google will drive by! Beats "going Viral on YouTube any time!"
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It's a matter of (warning: cliche!) taking it to the next level.
Planning an act and awaiting Google mappers for documentation. That's the power of social networking at what will be looked upon as "at its best".
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Whilst perusing Google street view at the house I rented two years ago, I came across a view of a local man I knew standing facing a white-washed wall, his back to the street; pretty clear he was relieving himself. I debated whether to tell him that he had become immortal, but decided against it.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Atomikylä - Risteily[^]
Some psychedelic black metal with members of Oranssi Pazuzu and Dark Buddha Rising.
If you're a fan of mentioned genre and/or bands it doesn't get much better than this.
Of course, the chances of such people being on CodeProject is rather slim 
This is for the 1%
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Sound of the week sums it up. It sure was sound. I agree. Terrible, terrible, sound. But yes, it was sound.
Sander Rossel wrote: This is for the 1%
Donald Trump listens to this? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I am clearly not part of the 1%.
I gave it a chance - really I did - I listened to the first 3 minutes. Then I realized that it was going to be another 6 minutes of it and closed the page.
Probably, if I was stoned (or possibly tripping) off my head and really, really mellow as a result I'd enjoy it. But in my sobriety I didn't. Sorry!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'd enjoy it. But in my sobriety I didn't
So remember kids, do drugs! 
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I found the first 5 minutes quite boring, but when it picked up I really enjoyed it. Then, YouTube went on to play Musta Kulta by the same outfit, and this I'm really getting into. Not a sound I'm used to hearing.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. - Liber AL vel Legis 1:40, Aleister Crowley
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Brady Kelly wrote: when it picked up I really enjoyed it
If you have Spotify you should check out their latest album, it's pretty awesome 
You'll probably like Oranssi Pazuzu[^] as well, they share members with Atomyikylä, but have a lot more music.
Brady Kelly wrote: Not a sound I'm used to hearing
I think these two bands are the only ones that make it  
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[Message intentionally blank]
veni bibi saltavi
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Where is Nagy, and what have you done with him?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It is Nagy! Only Nagy can not find a single advantage of not drinking, even his life depend on it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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