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Can you get high in a pot hole?
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Especially so if there is a crack.
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Are you reefering to pottery here? 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Only if there's some skunk in there 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I imagine so, but they're hard to find unless of course, you use the Bong search engine.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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you could try gazing into the crystal methods
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or you could ask the magic 8-ball.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Can you get religion in a priest hole?
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Can you get politics in an a**hole?
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Is your corn hole only good for emitting bad jokes?
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I don't know, but if it's smack in the middle of the road, It'd be easy to fall in... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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If you hit the pot hole too hard you're gonna fall off the wagon.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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That's a real doobie of a question. I'll need to hold a joint conference with my buds to figure it out.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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No, you can only get down and get funky.
But that's fun too.
People walk by.... what's that sound?
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[singing]
You take the high road
And I'll take the low road
And you'll have the munchies afore me
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hookah'ed say?
If weed thought about it more carefully we . . . uh . . . wow . . . what were we talking about?
Food for thought: those who know know that the biggest pot hole seems to form in the pit of one's stomach.
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Does anyone do Windows dev work on a Linux box? I'm assuming you can't do WPF stuff on a Linux box, but web projects should be doable, right?
I know we can't use Visual Studio (because it's a WPF app now), but are the alternatives in Linux suitable?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I assume you have heard of Mono, a rich open-source cross-platform port of .NET
mono-project.com
From what I have heard it is quite robust (but as you say no WPF)
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I heard Mono ain't the best choice when doing MVC apps.
I was looking for someone that's gone completely to the dark side and moved to a Linux dev platform while still doing Windows (MVC) apps.
I'm assuming that it would also be easier to switch to MySQL to avoid having to setup a VM just to run SQL Server, but other concerns would be using Entity Framework, etc. I assume the connection strings need to be changed to identify the MySQL provider, but will EF6 (or any of the MVC assemblies for that matter) allow me to dev on Linux?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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LOL I was assuming Linux was your target! I respect your ambition but have no help to offer.
BTW:
I have a weird setup here: I am typing this on a Windows machine but I develop inside a Linux VM and the target is Linux as well. When I started here I was still infatuated with Visual Studio and used that by mounting the Linux file-system over Samba. Seemed like a good idea at the time...  Now I have an IDE inside the VM. Pretty suboptimal and Windows update still elephants me every week. So it is just a matter of time before I gather up some energy to go pure Linux. Good luck with your dark-side-efforts!
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MVC is my target. After googling for a while, it appears as if it's still a minefield of bullsh|t to have to go through. I was thinking of abandoning Windows, but it doesn't really seem practical to do so as a developer (translated - I'm lazy and it looks like a lot of work with no guarantees, so f*ck it).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Minefields
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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MS recently pointed SQL Server to Linux. It was a relatively feasible project because they already had an OS abstraction layer built so that 99% of the code didn't have to worry about differences in Windows versions. 
Install SQL Server 2017 on Linux | Microsoft Docs
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'm assuming that it would also be easier to switch to MySQL to avoid having to setup a VM just to run SQL Server,
You can run SQL on Linux now.
Install SQL Server 2017 on Linux | Microsoft Docs
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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