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Is a pressure wash cleaning the house before the girlfriend comes round?
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The question is, do you vacuum or does she?
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After she leaves and before the wife gets home.
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That's what I call raising the Bar!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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but keep calm so you don't blow a gasket
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OriginalGriff wrote: before the girlfriend comes round
Why is she unconscious?
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Griff uses the Caveman Technique.
When he says, "I'm going clubbing", he really means it.
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He also brings sheers . . .
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Shut up and take the upvote. 
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Of all the things you might need to wash before the girlfriend comes round, I'm glad you went with "house".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I soap so. But wash out for gritty comments, anyway.
Oh, yeah . . . I can take that as a reference to after she came around and a good time was had by all. At least in the northern hemisphere.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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No it's when the girl friend leaves and the wife is coiming back!
CQ de W5ALT
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Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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It's not the girlfriend I worry about, it's the wife!
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"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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clickety^
Yes my coat, I am getting it already.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Brainzzz!
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No, no, no. That's the Daily Star ... 
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Yuck! Does this have anything to do with 'esprit de corpse'?
(Here comes the next thread: Well done corps!  )
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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The zombies wont even get a look in, the Tories beat them to the punch!
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: The zombies wont even get a look in, the Tories beat them to the punch Gin !
FTFY!
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'ello stranger, don't see you here much nowdays...
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Tis work! The curse of the drinking classes.
[voice = igor]
coming mathter!
[/voice]
veni bibi saltavi
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Preparing fish is not easy. On the way to work I sometimes saw the lady from the local chinese restaurant feed the ducks with stale bread and the carps always tried to snatch away their share. I know the restaurant has duck on the menu, now I wonder if they also have carps.
Anyway, this is how you should cook carps:
How to Clean and Prepare Fresh Carp for Dinner[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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By the way the plural of carp, is carp. Same as sheep. Anyway nice recipe!
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