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Actually it has nothing to do with Darwin...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Elephanting static electricity, can't even open a door, get in the car, or pet my cat without getting shocked! 
I'm shocked and dismayed.
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Try and buy plastic doorhandles 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You must be very attractive. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Probably only for positive people 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Animal magnetism!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Change your shoes. 
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Use the phase inductor to reverse polarity before the matter-antimatter stream breaches!
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Won't that overheat the flux capacitor?
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Maybe try a piece of copper wire attached to your ankle trailing behind you.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 10-Feb-18 11:27am.
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Cats and electric fields...
Are you sure you are not a cat yourself?[^]
While we are at it: Why do all Tabby cats have an 'M' on the forehead? What does it stand for? Meow?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Master.
It's there to make sure you never forget.
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This made me genuinely LOL 
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remove all clothes including hats and footwear, avoid carrying animals and don't comb your hair (better still shaved head).
The above will greatly reduce the incidences and even concerns of static shocks.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Lopatir wrote: remove all clothes including hats and footwear
I still have the restraining order from last time... 
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Easy fix:
- Hold a metal door key firmly in your hand.
- Touch the key to a metal door. A spark will jump from the key to the door but you won't feel a thing. You're now grounded.
- Open the door normally with your hand - no spark, no static!
/ravi
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Why don't we simply make him a suit from old anti static ESD bags[^]. You know, those metallic looking plastic bags they seal electronic components and boards into.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: You're now grounded.
But I want to get OUT of the house 
Also, you're not my mom!
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Sander Rossel wrote: You're now grounded.
I meant discharged, not grounded. In other words, you have zero potential.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: I meant discharged, not grounded
I know what you meant!
Ravi Bhavnani wrote: you have zero potential
That's just harsh and really uncalled for! 
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: you have zero potential
Yes, now it is clear he is not your mother...
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So you are shocked that the cat deigned to let you pet him?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Ohm my gosh! The current negativity here is revolting!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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