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Milkshake Duck
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Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Looks like Macquarie needs to learn the difference between a word and a phrase.
This space for rent
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No, not the Netflix show.
"you are getting this error because something errored out and then the error logging service itself errored out."
And of course this is executing a service call with test data that worked just fine last week. 
Can't wait until AI replaces 90% of programmers. 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Quote: Can't wait until AI replaces 90% of programmers
That kind of talk will get you banished - banished - banished forever! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: That kind of talk will get you banished - banished - banished forever!
Those who speak the truth always face persecution. At least we (usually) don't burn people at the stake, feed them to lions, or crucify them anymore. 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Quote: At least we (usually) don't burn people at the stake, feed them to lions, or crucify them anymore
We can always make exceptions, you know! 
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I think it's unfair they stopped it; particularly for the lions, they have children to feed too.
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Marc Clifton wrote: At least we (usually) don't burn people at the stake, feed them to lions, or crucify them anymore.
No, we do code reviews now.
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People have too high expectations. I expect the AI to replace all error-messages with the text "Operation succeeded."
Or beter yet, the always valid excuse, "vbrun300.dll missing."
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I think with Visual Studio's intellisense we're halfway on the route to AI. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Well at least it's verbose and accurate!...just not very helpful! Must be a MS update!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I'm sorry Marc, but I did not understand your question?
Yes the weather is sunny outside today in Colorado.
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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That's so sad.
I'd more or less forgotten about the Cranberries until a few years ago I came across this video[^] of them playing Zombie in concert in Paris some time ago, playing to a pretty large and enthusiastic audience. I had no idea they were still going so strong.
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Sad, a unique voice silenced.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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cheers
Chris Maunder
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Alas, such a beautiful person, with such a wonderful voice, should die so young ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Her beautiful songs stay with me, particularly 'Ode to My Family' [^].
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
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what a fantastic voice she had.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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For your voice
For Dreams
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Ah, that tears me up. I was only 13 when they were getting big, a fresh-faced rosy-cheeked young Irish lad, just getting into my guitars and music, and I was looking around to try to start my own band at that time as well. Dolores O'Riordan was very unique, spawned a rash of imitators. Watching those videos takes me back something terrible.
This one has to be the most poignant, I think. So simple and sweet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s[^]
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Is a paradox what it takes to lift a patient onto the stretcher?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Either that, or it's the fowl creatures you need to align horizontally! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 15-Jan-18 11:12am.
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Perhaps you're thinking of a paramedics.
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My uncle and aunt both have doctorates. So do his brother and the brother's wife.
They are a double paradox.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Unless it’s the paradox of women’s studies. Then its the girl who took your Starbucks order and the girl who made it.
Edit - supposed to be reply to main thread. Never respond via the iPhone...
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
modified 15-Jan-18 16:03pm.
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