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To save you all a few hours of head scratching and point-scoring, here are the answers to today's "Hot Questions" on Stack Exchange:
How to find the radius of this smaller circle? With a small ruler.
Can I pay my credit card? Dunno mate, what does your bank account look like? The fact that your asking suggests that you can't.
Need to override Flatrate.php Not strictly a question but don't let me stop you.
Shortest amud or daf in Shas? "Daf" has 3 letters, "amud" has 4, I'll let you work the rest out for yourself.
Polynomial division: Is this trick obvious? To some of us, possibly.
Holding rent money for my friend which amounts to over $10k? I think your friend is about to be evicted but never mind, just ask the internet what to do about it and I'm sure the landlord will have forgotten all about it by the time you get an answer.
What would a Dragon have to exhale to cause rain? Water?
How long do Aarakocra live? They don't live - they're not real.
SQL table with same name as catalog view Just don't type "CREATE TABLE 'catalog view'" and you won't run into the issue.
Was the dragon prowess intentionally downplayed in S08E04? It was either deliberate or accidental. Either way, you need to be asking someone who is actually qualified to help you. Urgently.
A person lacking money who shows off a lot Technically known as skint and arrogant, I suspect.
Why is so much ransomware breakable? Because it's written by 12 year-old script-kiddies.
Using a Snow jacket for non snow conditions? OMG! Like they'll be wearing red and green together next! Call the fashion cops!
Is there a way to say the two best? Er yes, try this: "the two best ..."
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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I used to know an expert on dragon questions. He lectured me on how Skyrim's dragons anatomically impossibly can be dragons. A real nerd. Unfortunately he is dead, and also managed to accomplish that in a nerdy fashion.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Did he roll a dice so hard it bounced back and killed him (that would be a natural 1)?
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Death by Pokémon?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No. He went to any length to avoid anything that resembled exercise, ate far too much (and the wrong stuff) and was extremely overweight and already had serious health problems. When most people at work got sick with a cold, it developed into a full case of pneumonia for him. After a week someone at work wanted to look after him, went to his home and did not open the door. The police was called, they opened the door and found him dead.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 16-May-19 10:09am.
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Nasty - my condolences, and sincere apologies for my earlier flippant comment.
I should have engaged my brain before I started typing, and I can only apologise.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Ow. I apologize for my comment then, I mistook the tone of your content. My sincere condolescences.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Bored? 
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Not much traffic on the way to work today. Even the eggheads crawling to the research center managed only small groups or loose formations. The only obstacle: A taxi on the way to the airport, hogging the leftmost lane and going even slower than the eggheads. A good Englishman, obviously, only that we are not in England.
The speed limit was lifted after the eggheads had successfully crawled off the road, but the taxi kept rolling along, still on the leftmost lane. Not that there were many cars left on the other two lanes to overtake. One, to be precise. A 911 on the middle lane, desperatly trying to resist the urge to illegally pass that slowpoke on the right side.
So I let him in and he was instantly able to convince the taxi to go on with sleeping a little further to the right. And afterwards I had the pleasure to see a Porsche take off and chased behind him as good as I could. A few miles down the road he took the same exit as I and he did not get out of sight. Looks like my car also was happy to run a little.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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How do you know the taxi driver was English?
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Crawling along on the leftmost lane? There are not many countries in the world where that would be the correct thing to do. Here the rightmost lane would be the place to do that.
Most likely the taxi driver was one of the imprted camel herders, but his inability to leave the left lane made him look like he was imported from England.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: but his inability to leave the left lane made him look like he was imported from England.
If he was a British (which includes those from England) taxi driver, then he would not be crawling in any lane. He would probably out gun the 911.
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Remind me, how do English cabbies set their charges? By time or distance?
I think the answer lies therein!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Both. And with an initial fee for getting in in the first place. And a surcharge for bags, other passengers, pink shirts, non-racist comments, or noticing that he is going the long way round.
Plus tip.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe, but can't he do that on a slower lane? Here, the leftmost lane is the fastest and intended for overtaking, not that there were many cars on the other lanes to overtake. And when the speed limit is lifted here, it's really lifted. No more speed limit at all, only a recommended speed. For whatever reason, that taxi driver simply was trying his best to be a jerk.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: that taxi driver simply was trying his best to be a jerk.
Believe me, they don't have to try very hard.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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In that case, I should look for some room to install this[^] in my car. I would call it AJS (Anti Jerk System).
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It's been done[^] - and to a hybrid as well ... so it's green.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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When in doubt, more dakka.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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And he probably was drunk too 
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That's Scottish, not English.
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CodeWraith wrote: resist the urge to illegally pass that slowpoke on the right side.
It's illegal to go around someone who is going too slow?  What country is that? I think I'll stay away.
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Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Passing on the right side is very dangerous and rightfully not allowed. While we have relatively few accidents at higher speed, this is among the causes for the most serious ones. Passing him correctly on his left side is impossible as long as he hogs up the leftmost lane.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Passing on the right side is very dangerous and rightfully not allowed.
Only when the driver does not pay attention. It's no less safe than passing on either side.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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And you do think that those who are sound asleep on the left lane are especially attentive?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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