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So I got it for completely the wrong reason? 
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I guess "web charm" was good too!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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...what is that twat from Leeds who got the England 2018 World Cup Winners tattoo going to do now?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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"Counting your chickens"....bit of that been going on lately.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I think you misinterpret this completely. This was only a small part of the br-exit 
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
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Just add to the end of his tattoo
"Not."
Don't expect any English responses for quite a while. They wont have stopped crying yet.
You do realize, the world is not going to hear the end of this until they get kicked out of the next world cup...
And then it starts up all over again... 
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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RossMW wrote: Don't expect any English responses for quite a while.
It's coming home;
It's coming home;
Footballs coming home (to France or Croatia).
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I think we all misunderstood you guys. When you say it is coming home, it refers to an empty handed football team, right?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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That's why the England team motto is normally "Keep the engine running..." 
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"Tell that to your cricket team as well.", Australians.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Yep. They have the same motto!
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Doesn't seem like it would be terribly difficult to have it changed to Wieners
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Their hope always outlasts their teams ability: he'll just have the "2018" crossed out and replaced with "2022" ...
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Interestingly I have noticed the minute I show any interest England loose. I turned on the TV and then a goal gets scored against us. I have noticed that I watch we loose... 
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There is a tattooed gentleman in Leeds who would like a word with you regarding your viewing habits ...
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Leeds, Live At Leeds, The Who, 'The Who Sell Out' had a track called Tatto, Now it's on Auto repeat in my head...
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And relevant to the foopbat match as well:
Quote: I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise
I know that you have cause, there's magic in my eyes
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
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Keep on drinking so never get sober?
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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So who won?[^] 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Reminds me a of a story from a few years ago when some bloke had a leg-long twattoo of Andy Cole completed - the very day that Newcastle sold him to Man U. I'm not sure which bit of the difference between temporary and permanent some people fail to understand.
As for England, obviously a little sorry that we're out but pretty happy as we were way better than we have been for many years. A semi-final is an over-achievement for us - just wish someone would tell our media that. Way, way, too much hype over something that's never going to happen. At least I don't have to hear "Three Lions" every two minutes any more (at least until Euro 2020).
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Was out shopping during the end of the match yesterday and the shop had the game on. Croatia had just scored their second goal and commented how I was cheering for Croatia since England had knocked Sweden out.
The guy assisting me commented how he was from England and I felt like a bit of an ass for giving what could be called a petty reason. Plus his accent was incredibly mild and easy to miss, so I assumed he was just a soccer fan like me.
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Did you know Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe – there's no way I could a-fjord to live there?
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Oslo-ng as you get a good job, you should be okay.
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... and in case you have such a job also take care to you not will be fiord
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They even have killer Wales!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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