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As I understand it, it is an observational study, not a Controlled study.
It just means that, if you drink coffee you might live longer.
I assume that they mean a real coffee, a simple espresso or drip coffee cup or 2 per day , and not a gallon of super fatty and sugary coffee beverage that mega chains sell.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Not sure coffee helped my father who passed in 2015 with a few of the conditions that its supposed to help..
John
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Not sure coffee helped my father who passed in 2015 with most of the conditions that its supposed to help..
John
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Proof that Heaven does not exist:
Drinking enough coffee will ensure you live forever.
Given that both Heaven and Hell are filled with dead people, that implies that there is no coffee in either.
As a place without coffee is a good approximation to Hell, Heaven does not exist.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Is a lasting impression what a sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You will know after you promise both a jockey and a sumo champion their weight in gold as a reward.
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after that his ma washi too?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Sumo or later we will find out...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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If the sumo wrestler can cope well with problems, does he have heavy mettle?
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Well, for sure, he has nerves of steel.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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A lasting impression is what a suicide makes when he jumps off a building into wet cement.
It is also his last impression...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You occasionally get really weird pairings. I'm currently being treated to:
In This Twilight - Nine Inch Nails
Ave Maria - J S Bach
The Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
modified 12-Jul-17 11:28am.
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I once had
* Sounds like a melody - Alphaville
* Romeo and Juliet - Prokofiev
* Psychosocial - Slipknot
* Living on my own - Freddie Mercury
I can relate.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Dan Neely wrote: Ave Mario - J S Bach
Bach wrote opera about his plumber???
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I thought he was singing about a hockey player who took ownership of his team in lieu of back pay[^]. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Twas Shubert who wrote Ave Maria.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I'm shocked, shocked, to discover mis-tagged MP3s. 
Actually in this case I am since it came from collections I bought on Amazon not from the dumpster fire of wareztunes. I have 4 versions of the piece, 2 of them incorrectly attributed to Bach. Impressively one collection actually has it twice, once attributed to each composer.
You can tell the people who created the handful of "bazillion classical pieces for 99 cent" collections I bought years ago really put in a lot of QA. Or maybe they did, but instead of Quality Assurance they tried using the other type[^]. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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That's pretty much what I get each time I do that too, except I've also started getting the Moana soundtrack mixed in. Don't ask.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I hope not this[^] Moana soundtrack.
[In Italy they changed the movie name to Oceania to avoid bazillions of jokes like this].
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Ah...er...no. 
cheers
Chris Maunder
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On my way home Sunday from Austin Cars & Coffee, I stopped at Bucee's for gas, and a lady in a Prius sneered at my car, and then called me a terrorist.
I had no response ready (I blame global warming), so I asked her if I could see her tits.
I didn't get to see them.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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You should have mentioned that your other car is a Chevrolet Camaro (5.4 MPG) 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote:
(5.4 MPG)
Did you not mean to write GPM?
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