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Avijnata wrote: What women want.
They usually don't know what they want themselves, but the do know that you are for some reason responsible for them not already having it and they want to have it right now.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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... and it'a all your fault. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mine? Why? What have I done? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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'What'? Who talking about 'what'? It is you we are talking about and your fault!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ask her! 
(But she'll just say "if you don't know, then ...", or explode. Or say it, and then explode.)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Edward Sissorhands cuts it's way through
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Now if you'd written a proper type safe script language that leads to JS burning in the 8 pits of hell [they added an extra one just for JS] then you'd be in bragging territory, but perpetuating the life of that abomination? May Nuggin strike you down!
Anyway, you seem happy. Deranged but happy. Have a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) . Have two.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: if you'd written a proper type safe script language that leads to JS
That's for people who aren't total masochists 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: JS burning in the 810 pits of hell [they added an extra one just for JS]
Dante's Inferno had nine levels!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Dante's Inferno had nine levels circles !
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So Dante's Inferno is a nine-ring circus?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That was Dante, both the Kabbalah and the Quran mentions seven compartments or levels of hell, can't remember anything about pits though. 
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That's a fantastic achievement. Well done. I was going to ask why you didn't call it linq.js, but this[^] answers why.
This space for rent
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Thanks! I actually mention linq.js in my article
Anyway, I'm thinking "JavaScript argh!" isn't such a rare Google search term
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Sander Rossel wrote: avaScript argh!
Begone, servant of Mordor!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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JavaScript:
Ash [language] durbatulûk, ash [language] gimbatul,
Ash [language] thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
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I have a feeling this is not random gibberish.
Nerd.
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When even the nerds call you a nerd...
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Totally guessing: Was that elvish?
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CDP1802 wrote: The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
Sander Rossel wrote: JavaScript:
Ash [language] durbatulûk, ash [language] gimbatul,
Ash [language] thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Try again...
Elvish is much more elegant than the Black Speech of Mordor.
I was referring to the text on the ring:
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Meaning:
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Get your nerd act together man... 
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Sorry man, I was first introduced to Tolkien through the movies, then read the books.
I'm a hardcore Trek nerd, but Tolkien nerds scare me.
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dandy72 wrote: I was first introduced to Tolkien through the movies, then read the books
Me too, and I haven't even read all of the books
I've never been much of a Star Trek fan, love Star Wars though.
Well, as Dumbledore[^] (from Narnia) said, "much to learn you still have, young padawan", applies to both of us I guess
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 That's like actually inviting Krampus into your home. 
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I just had this thought about how I went about starting programming. I was 12 or 13, roughly half my current age when I picked up a good old read: learn VB6 in 21 days. Didn't finish it and messed around a bit.
But it didn't really teach programming, the thinking needed only just a small guide on how to use a tool. A few years later I started reading books about c++. A lot of theory but again not much in the way on how to think about programming but I did create a few programs but not much that helped really. Another year or so not really getting anywhere before I started at University.
This helped me immensely but its just after University I really gotten to learn. Working on real world programs and applications. University did give a few good experiences but mostly a framework about subjects which I've later started researching as needed.
Two years after university and I finally started on work related to my studies and now a few years after I realise that those were fairly in efficient years. A lot because I didn't take it too seriously and lack of motivation but also because I'm not one to study things inside out just because of a course.
It's mostly because of real world problems and then articles here on code project I found the motivation to really get in to learning and becoming better.
My point? A big thanks to CP and all writers and members and a better understanding of how to motivate myself.
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