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In my professional medical opinion as an internet user, it's cancer.
And also Ebola.
And AIDS.
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harold aptroot wrote: And also
VB Developer here, run......
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These, unfortunately, are the all too common signs of...yes... that's right...
Being on a terrible IT project which is managed by a complete idiot.
Scalp pain == pulling out one's own hair.
Skin pain == being slapped about by bad PMs. 
Trust me...I'm not a doctor.
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newton.saber wrote: These symptoms, if not treated immediately, will lead to.
Or possibly mental delusions and talking to oneself. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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CBadger wrote: Who are you talking to?
Myself, of course. I always agree.
Okay, well, most of the time.
Okay, something very near 50% of the time.
At least 33% of the time.
Never any less than 25% of the time.
Absolutely always.
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I have thought about it and put it to a vote in my head.
Out of 12 votes, the stats are as follows:
4 agree that you are in partial agreement, 
2 say about 50% is correct, 
3 say you should put it to a vote again, 
1 don't agree with the false prophecy of voting as a freedom, 
2 is still figuring out what 'vote' means and 
1 wants a cookie. 
So I can call the vote and agree that I should indeed ride shotgun on the train flight home to Mordor yesterday 
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I am 64.327% with you on all of this and am sure you are at least 100% correct, for the most part.
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I second that!!! as am going thru this phase..but so far refrained from pulling my own hair...still getting beat up by the afore said manager!!
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DaveAuld wrote: any sun
how many do we really have?
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Well I am aware of two at least.
The one in the sky that is really bright and provides some warmth on occasion in Aberdeen, the other is allegedly a newspaper.
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Obviously he is a hypochondriac and made a self diagnoses. Remember he has seen the movie and it don't lie. 
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sun ? I didn't know you'd been out of the UK 
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If you are posting a technical support question please can you go to the Hardware & Devices section?
Hardware & Devices[^]
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Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Not quite. He says his head is tender; that makes it software.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Well, googling "scalp has a very tender area" you appear to not be alone[^] in experiencing this. The link has all sorts of theories, makes for an interesting read, possibly (with a grain of salt) informative.
Hope that helps somewhat!
Marc
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Alien abduction? Have you been having painful bowel movements?
Don't trust anyone.
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You're a programmer. Programmers get that after years of smashing their heads against their desks, computer, walls and clients.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Don't forget bosses!
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Dave I know you can easily see it coming, but as nobody has still recommended it... I think you should definitely go to see your doctor... 
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psoriasis or eczema.
It could also be an allergic reaction to something you ate or to the shampoo or conditioner or other hair products you may be using.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Sounds like microwave damage from the psychic command and control satellites.
You took off your tinfoil hat, didn't you?
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Had the same, and so far nothing bad ha
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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